FFL Week 32

Sphincters will be tight as we navigate our FFL dreadnoughts through the narrow straights of the closing weeks. Well, two sphincters will be tight; the rest of us can sit back and contemplate another season of overpriced flops, bad transfers and untimely injuries.

And if this past week is anything to go by the drama will be nail-biting and unpredictable. Who foresaw four goals for Arsenal, let alone Arshavin, at Anfield? And what about Donald's new boy Mark Noble missing a penalty against Chelsea, essentially costing him six points (Alex picking up another clean sheet for Chelsea).

Had James not had an impressive week himself, with 19 points, Donald's 31 would have put him in the lead. And with just 13 points separating them, James will be hoping that Adebayor gets his act together for the last few games of the season. Donald's remaning transfer could come into play too.

The table:

	FFL 2008/09 LEAGUE TABLE
Diff			Total Points
	1st	James	367
13	2nd	Don	354
46	3rd	Stathi	321
48	4th	Mike	319
49	5th	Nick PC	318
50	6th	Sid	317
53	7th	Theo	314
81	8th	Nick Ath	286

Donald used one of his two remaning transfers to replace the crocked Jagielka with Yobo.

Your How-The-Fuck-Did-I-End-Up-81-Points-Behind-This-Game-Sucks-Cocks Chairman

Great photo............

It wasn't Howard Webb's fault..........................

DIVINE INTERVENTION?????

Losing it...

I haven't figured out how to embed video clips on this thing yet but this is unbelievable for so many different reasons...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOeSAsELyAA

COYS

FFL Week 31

As the rest fade away, step forward Donald. Quite how he's managed to mount a challenge with Jo and Alves up front for most of the season is beyond the ken of your humbler than humble chairman. But 66 points from Frank Lampard - with 14 in the last three weeks alone - helps, as does a strong defence with Jagielka, Terry and Evra.

Donald's 12-point week seems him pull to within 25 points of James and, crucially, before the goal-orgy at Anfield on Tuesday. Oh what end-of-season drama awaits us this season my fellow managers.

Here are the scores:

	FFL 2008/09 LEAGUE TABLE
Diff			Total Points
	1st	James	348
25	2nd	Don	323
37	3rd	Mike	311
38	4th	Stathi	310
39	5th	Nick PC	309
39	6th	Theo	309
42	7th	Sid	306
67	8th	Nick Ath	281

Finally reaslising that he's on the cusp on joining the hat-trick club, Donald makes two of his remaining four transfers, buying Noble and Schwartzer for Nani and Given. About time too. And Sid snaps up yet another full back, with Ivanovic replacing Curtis Davies. Just before John O'Shea and Gary Neville got injured in midweek. How I laughed.

Your Chairman

FFL Week 30

Apologies. I've been busy with shit.

Judging by the dearth of comments, no one really cares much for an update anyway. Let's face it - we all sense a creeping futility in the universe of FFL. With time running out, the lead seems to be getting stretched every week.

It's interesting to note, though, that James's lead of 31 points almost corresponds to the contribution made by his last 3 subs - Leighton Baines, Matt Taylor and Adebayor - who have scored 32 points since bought. They alone scored 14 points between them last weekend. And that's where this game is either won or lost.

The table:

	FFL 2008/09 LEAGUE TABLE
Diff			Total Points
	1st	James	342
31	2nd	Nick PC	311
31	3rd	Don	311
38	4th	Theo	304
39	5th	Stathi	303
40	6th	Mike	302
42	7th	Sid	300
64	8th	Nick Ath	278

No transfers to report.

Your Chairman