Week 7

Carlos Tevez. One of the most consistent points scorers when playing regular football. However, cutting the hair was a big mistake. Somebody who will rank in the Hall of Fame amongst the Beardsleys, Keowns, Chadwicks and Nevilles should use hair to mask a hidden beauty. In fact he should use a mask to mask his hidden beauty. His parents were warned by social services for constantly abusing him with the ugly stick. Carlos! No! For the sake of pitbulls everywhere grow it back!!



Its been an indifferent week with positive movements by Nick Ath and Theo and negative ones by myself. Nick with 17 points was this week's Northampton and me with -3 points was Liverpool. Talking about the scousers what happened to sportsmanship in the Sunderland game? Donald still leads the way, but its early days and he's had no injuries yet !!

In case you are wondering, the points are worked out automatically on a Sunday by a downloaded spreadsheet. I do not calculate them manually. If points are amended they are added or deducted the following week through the FFL official printable sheet. For example Ashley Cole had five points last week and then the panel totally pissed me off by awarding the assist to Drogba. Therefore John received an extra two points this week and I was deducted two. Nick Ath who bitched about his two points for Hart's assist was rewarded this week as the points were not on the printed list at the time last week.

Transfers were all in James' favour. He outbid me for Kenwyne Jones using Defoe against my Gyan. James also purchased Etherington for Valencia and Odemwingie for Rodallega.

Your Chairman

Week 6

Anybody up for this week's Geordie Messiah?

It looks like we have an early trail blazer with DP taking Team Of The Week for the second consecutive week. His score of 18 points kicks ass mainly due to the his deadly combination of Berbatov and Tevez. Theo was the only other player to reach double figures with a creditable 14. Stathis matched Donald by by retaining the lowest score of the week with four points.Things can only get better. Especially as Stathis was the only person to make a transfer this week bringing in Kalou for Ngog.

Your Chairman

FFL Week 5

Unfortunately we were not able to witness the abuse the Everton Fans had for the monkey boy. One of the songs to the tune of Bob Marley's " No Woman No Cry" was "No Coleen, No Kai".

Its disgraceful that a professional footballer of his standing can't just pull fit women because he is a world famous footballer. He had to pay!! Even Crouchie's got a top bird and he looks like Munch's "The Scream" on stilts!!

Anyway back to this weeks shenanigans. After an explosive start out of the blocks John Boy stalled big time accompanying Mr Marneros on zero points. Team of the week was Donald with 19 points. 7 out of his 11 players scored points which shows pretty strong form. I was next with 9 points and Theo third with seven. Defences suffered as all of the top four conceded goals.




Transfers
There were no conflicting transfers with every "wheeler dealer" obtaining their desired purchases. Mike got rid of Balotelli for early points scorer Dembele. Stathis is the early tinkermeister with two transfers after just three days. In comes Essien and Charlie Adams, out go Bilyaletdinov and Babbel. Theo kicks out that pikey Hunt and brings in Bulgarian gypsy Petrov. Well he doesn't want to miss out on the free pegs and lucky heather !! Finally, I took a punt on Gyan for the luckless Zamora. Early days and plenty to play for.


Your Chairman

I miss him..........................

You can have your Messi, your Villa, your Torres, your Drogba.

There's only one Ronaldo.



Scores EVERY kind of goal.

Instead I now have to sit and watch O'Shea, Park, Gibson, Owen etc etc.

End of an era (and an Empire) is nigh

FFL WEEK 1-3

Here we go again. Firstly, I'd like to say welcome back to the first ever FFL winner Johny Boy. Back where you left off, at the top of the table after week 3 with 54 points. It should be an interesting week of transfers with a number of key injuries thanks to those bloody internationals. It appears that the curse of the previous winner has struck again. Sorry Bobby Zamora. Apparently we'll all be a bit queezy when we see this one.

Your Chairman.