Player List Update

Please see attached the latest player list for transfer info only. The points on it are only the league points from last week (FA Cup were calculated separately) before I receive any duffoid questions.

Week 24

Just thought I'd take you back to a time when a statement like Mr Gray's was perfectly acceptable. The 80s ! Andy, offside is a rule not a gender you sad bastard!! And you got shamed by a girl !!


Another good week for TC as he gnaws away at Nick's lead. Again he is team of the week with 21 points. Van Persie did the damage with 12 points. This week's ex-Sky Chauvinista is me with 1 point.

No transfers this week.

The Chairman

Week 23

Another Chelsea player just receives the news from his captain that his missus was not as game as Wayne Bridge's when it came to performing in the Chelsea strip.

It was the Terry/Ivanovic partnership which provided Theo 13 of his 20 points to be team of the week. Ivanovic managed the "defender's full house" ie a goal, a clean sheet and an assist. Mike had a credible 19 points which keeps him in contention, again with a highly impressive defensive display. This week's Wayne Bridge (raising the bar for fullback ineptitude) was John with -2 points.

One transfer this week. I kick out Jarvis for Yaya Toure.

The Chairman

Week 22

20 years ago a Candy Liverpool training jacket was surgically removed from Kenny Dalglish.

The jacket in another metamorphosis is back on the Anfield legend. Hopefully they remember the technology to remove the jacket when King Kenny walks away and leaves the scousers in the shite this time round !!

The FA Cup/ midweek league action proved fruitful for Theo. He was this weeks Graham Westley (Stevenage manager) with a top banana score of 25 points. Nani, Ivanovic and Defoe were his main contributors. This weeks Ian Holloway with his bag of sour grapes is James with 11 points. Nick still leads the way but loses both forwards for future FA Cup action thanks to the whole of the north east deciding that they would simultaneously play shit.

Transfers.

Rico beats his brother to Dzeko with Le Sulk Anelka having a higher book value than Cry Baby Balotelli.

Donald brings in Fellani for Scholes.

The Chairman

Never under estimate the power of a good story!

Greek side miss FIVE sitters in 11 seconds!!

Veria, of Greece's second division, are early contenders for consecutive misses of teh seasons - five times!

They have five chances of increasing simplicity in just 11 seconds, but come up with a series of innovative ways to miss the target instead. Far more amusing!

Week 21

Nick remains top of the honours list going into the New Year. He increases his lead over DP to 17 points. New Years Knighthoods go to John and McNick. Both achieved 28 points in this double bubble week. Drogba scoring 9 points for John and Bale with 12 points for McNick. This weeks court jester is Stathis with 12 points.



No transfers this week.
The Chairman