Ever more inventive ways to con the ref!!!

This is ridiculous.................

Another trick for Drogba to learn

Forget Sky Sports.............

You may sometimes be amused, infuriated, pissed off or downright disappointed with the likes of Charlie Nicholas, Paul Merson and 'The Nose' (Phil Thompson) spouting their opinions during Soccer Saturday but I give you the definitive 'wearing your heart on your sleeve' football panelists.

Courtesy of Sky Italia this is taken from the Spurs - Milan Champions League match.

Highlights:

Fast forward to 4:30secs - when Spurs score
Fast forward to ::05secs - disallowed Milan goal

Sit back and enjoy..............



More here

Week 28

I'm sure this is Diego Maradonna moonlighting as a Libyan dictator !! We'll the Libyan's do have a 7% stake in the Old Lady. (That's Juve not Diego's missus)

As many parts of north Africa demand democracy, we see a little man with a steely determination for a second title start to lay down the law on the FFL this year. He has not gone in with the heavy guns yet but is eking out a lead on his closest rivals.

This weeks Freedom Fighters were John's team with 13 points. This weeks Mad Dog Gaddafi's were James with another big fat zero. James could find himself being overtaken by Stathis who did not attend the auction. The ultimate humiliation in FFL terms. In fact its the equivalent of going down to the third flight in English football after having one the European Cup !!

No transfers this week.

The Chairman

Week 27

If you look closely, the little rat with his hand around Joe Jordan's throat is wearing a Respect armband. He also has a Big C which is 10 times the size and 10 times more appropriate!! That's Cunt not Cancer just in case there was any doubt.

This baby eating Scot would have sprinkled that little shit on his porridge !!

In a week that saw Theo not react to provocation of his closest rival, there was very little movement. He was this weeks Joe Jordan with a dismissive 9 points in the face of confrontation. Mike has the unwanted title of this weeks Psycho Italian Pensioner Basher with zilch.

There were two transfers this week. Donald brings in Djourou for Dann. Theo gambles on Richardson for Petrov.

The Chairman

Xavi: Move, Receive, Pass

What a footballer.
















Good article here.

Highlights:

"If I go to Liverpool’s ground and someone puts the ball into the area and Carragher hammers it out of play then the fans applaud. In the Nou Camp you would never be applauded for that."

“He [Scholes] can play the final pass, he can score, he is strong, he never gets knocked off the ball and he doesn’t give possession away. If he had been Spanish then maybe he would have been valued more.”

Sums up the mentality of British football beautifully.................

Was only a matter of time.............

Won't be just his face twitching in the dock

Week 26 Update

Due to irregularities in the transfer market, we have a Sid Sports exclusive. McNick has acknowledged a bid for a Liverpool player when he has three in his team already. The three players are legitimate due to transfers to Liverpool. However, he cannot purchase another.

The implications are as follows.

DPs bid for Meireles is accepted. McNick's second bid for Bentley with Cole beats Theo's bid with Petrov.

To summarise

DP has Meireles for Milner.
McNick has Bentley for Cole.
Theo has J. Shit for his efforts

All other transfers stand.

The Chairman

Week 26

Nick Ath makes a bid for Luiz (Chelsea) with Evans (Man U) going the other way

We have news from DP who counters McNick's bid with Dann (Birmingham)

Confirmation has come through McNick's bid at 4.9 has been accepted.

Breaking news, Theo has fallen out with Petrov as he has under performed in this star studded team. He wants Bentley to replace him.

Hold on, we have received a heads up that McNick also wants Bentley if his bid for Mereiles is unsuccessful.

DP has come in for Mereiles with Milner, however, again McNick has thrown in Joe Cole (4.6) which Liverpool have accepted as opposed to an unhappy Milner (4.4)

With McNick successful for Mereiles, the chain of events sees Bentley head to Theo for a late medical before signing. Again DP misses out.

Rumours are circulating that Sid is looking to offload Chamak with Suarez his first choice followed by Saha if the Suarez bid is unsuccessful.

It looks like we have another bid for Suarez. Our sources confirm that an offer has come in from Pieri using want away Cry Baby Balotelli going the other way.

We have received confirmation that the Pieri bid has been accepted (6.8). Pieri has been busy with two other make or break transfers. His love for the scouse community sees him bring in Liverpool's Kelly for Everton's Coleman. He also takes a punt on Sessegnon (Sunderland in case you were wondering) for Ramires.

Now back to league action. DP joins Theo on top spot with a blockbusting 26 points. Yes, its Tevez again showing more punch than a Northampton granny in a robbery. This weeks Mr Wenger is Pieri with zero points.

Transfer summary
Nick - Luiz for Evans and Meireles for Cole
Theo - Bentley for Petrov
Sid - Chamak for Saha
Pieri - Coleman for Kelly, Ramires for Sessegnon, Balotelli for Suarez

The Chairman

Week 25

As the transfer window hots up, Liverpool fans celebrate the departure of Nando with the customary Judas ritual !!

No offence but Chelski will never be a bigger club than Liverpool. Fact !

Theo finally heads the table again after grinding away at McNick's lead. The top three teams are separated by seven points as the race for the title hots up. DP is this weeks Sergio Aguero with 11 points. McNick is the two faced two headed Carroll/Torres monster that showed as much loyalty to their team as Jordan to her hubbies, with 1 point.

No transfers this week, but I'm sure there will be plenty of activity next week. In fact, I bid for a player this week only to find that he was not on the list yet.

The Chairman