Predictions this week................
Aston Villa v Norwich: 0-0 or 3-3
Both shit teams, managed by average managers, involving average players.
Expect a dire nil all or goals galore.
Arsenal v QPR: 3-0
Back to reality for Gooners. Two defeats on the bounce after early season
orgy and Arsenal fans are up in arms. After every man and his dog sucking on Cazorla’s
dick, he has been distinctly quiet recently. The AGM sounded fun. As for QPR it’s
tombola time in the Hughes household as he will invariably make more changes to
his team again. An Arsenal league loss at home is as rare as Arsenal fans
singing the praises of their team so expect this to be an easy three points.
Reading v Fulham: 1-1
Don’t care. Move on.
Stoke v Sunderland: 2-0
Stoke really are a loathsmome team. Cunt manager. Cunt players, playing cunt
football. Sounds like Arsenal under GG!
Wigan Athletic v West Ham: 2-2
Could be a good game this. Both teams playing open football.
Manchester City v Swansea: 10-0
The bestest team with the mostest money and bestest fans in the bestest
stadium and the bestest training facilities will score the bestest goals. FUCK
OFF you BLUE BITTER CUNTS.
Everton v Liverpool: 2-2
Guaranteed red card in this one. Take your pick. Suarez for two dives? Skrtl
just for looking like that. Fellaini who is actually a snidey cunt. Watch those
elbows and high feet. Jojo ‘stand up’ Shelvey?
Anyway Liverpool – the gift that keeps giving. Loving (David) Brenten
Rodgers. That fly on the wall programme is quality.
Great reviews here
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/9630493/Brendan-Rodgers-plays-David-Brent.html
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/blog/_/name/espnfcunited/id/719
http://liverpool.theoffside.com/2012/10/10/3481332/being-liverpool-ep-4-david-brent-joke
New stadium plans have been changed 346087545 times. Club will now
redevelopment existing ground. Liverpool are unbeaten in their last three
Premier League games (W2, D1), marking it their longest run in 2012 – its OCTOBER!!!!
Suarez is not a cheat but it is referees picking on him. But I do like Raheem
Sterling.
Goals, yellow cards. Maybe a couple of reds and plenty of cars without their
hub caps. Another typical Merseyside derby.
Newcastle v West Brom: 2-2
West Brom look good so far this season while Alan MR SMUG PRICK Pardew has
clearly seen all his Christmas come at once with an EIGHT year contract. EIGHT
years?
Southampton v Tottenham Hotspur: 1-3
Injuries and goalkeeper uncertainty couldn’t hit Southmapton at a worst time
and they will get battered against Spurs. That’s if gareth Bale doesn’t have to
go shopping for the missus. Last week he pulled out of the game to be by her
bedside. Has she given birth to the little monkey yet? While Lionel Messi told
his missus on the same weekend – “fuck you, hold it in for while longer I’m off
to score another hattrick.” The difference between world class reality and
world class paper talk.
Easy away win.
Chelsea v Manchester United: 2-2
Not even going to watch it. Dire midfield. Found out this week that the last
CENTRAL midfielder Fergie bought was Anderson. In 2008. RvP and Rooney look
class and will score but no chance United won’t concede. Mata, Hazard, Oscar
will run rings round Carrick, erm Fletcher and erm..................
Expect an airing of the following:
John Terry's a racist
He wears a racist's hat
His mother likes to shoplift
His father deals in crack.
Ashley Cole's his sidekick
who changed his story twice
Rio fucking hates him
tweeted “ha ha choc ice.”
Or variations thereof.
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