The table after Man Utd's title-clinching win over Villa:
Transfers:
Rico's last throw of the dice: Suarez out, Defoe in; Oxlade-Chamberlain out, Rosicky in.
Stathi tries to rebuy Defoe with Adebayor, but falls £200k short.
The table is unedited. I have neither the time nor the inclination to audit it. If anyone wants to do it, knock thyself out.
Your Chairman.