Week 36

 This is the story of the Chosen Crumb. This crumb was hand selected by a bigger crumb who had let the biscuit grow a bit dry, old and stale. The Chosen Crumb tried to bind the old biscuit but some of the most important crumbs were passed their sell buy date. Now the Chosen Crumb has departed as the rich tea did not trust the Chosen Crumb to stay firm, so they have dunked the Chosen Crumb in search of a much bigger crumb hoping that the value of their packet does not fall too much.

For twenty odd years others ate the crumbs off the top table, I think this biscuit may be about to do the same.

 

This weeks treble choc cookie is Sid with 13 points. This weeks stale malted milk is Harry with -2.

 

Transfers

Sid with Valencia (4.5m) beats McNick with Nolan (4.1m) to Ramsey

Sid also brings in Kane for "I've gone dryer than a camel's crack" Negredo

 

Til next time

Week 35

Its a dead heat at the moment. Stathis and Sid. SAS seems to be back in vogue.

 

This weeks Shergar is Stathis with 12 points. This weeks Muffin the Mule is McNick with zero points.

 

Transfers

McNick brings in Odemwingie for Rodrigues.

Week 34

Dear Assalam Allam

As the FA rejected your proposed name change for Hull City, I have a cunning proposal. Let's change you name. Keeping with the orange theme, you are now  ..........

 

Assalemeti Allsam. 

Yes!! You can have your own badge with added guns and you don't need approval from anybody!! Well apart from Deed Poll!! And Warner Bros !!

This weeks FA "Stick your name change up your Ass-alam" is Harry with 22 points. This weeks rooting tooting gun totting Assalemeti is Sid with -1. Special mention for Stathis and congratulations on hauling back the leader and winning this years FFL. With 7 points from Eriksen this week, he is only one point behind.

No Transfers

Till next time.

Week 33

This is Sherwood Forest.

 

This is a piece of wood from Sherwood Forest. By sitting in the stands rather than looking at previous videos of the opposition and his own team he learnt so much against the scousers.

 

Can somebody explain to this soon to be piece of driftwood that no midfield bite means that the best teams will punish you harder and with less effort.

 

 

This weeks Tony Pulis is James with 24 points. This weeks "I can't see the wood from the trees" Sherwood is Mike with 4 points.

 

No transfers this week. 8 is the maximum.

 

Till next week