The NLD - a tale of unbridled joy and abject woe

 

Where does the inquest begin and where does it end? Who is to blame and what can be done about? This is nothing to do with the North London Derby, but when and where am I going to fill up my car with petrol? It’s 2021, UK is the world’s fifth biggest economy (based on nominal GDP) and we have descended back to 1970s with fuel being rationed. Thanks Boris…and those who voted Brexit.

Back to PL and the match of weekend saw Arsenal ceremoniously tear Spurs a new one. Wow, so one-sided. James, Harry and Nick PC will likely still be grinning from ear-to-ear while our Spurs contingent will be busily ramming needles into their Levy voodoo dolls. Nice stadium though.

What does this all mean for FFL? This week’s Mikel “see, I didn’t just pick up cones for Pep, but also learned how to play fast fluid football which battered Spurs” Arteta Manager of the Week goes to Nick PC with a whopping 17 points thanks Vardy (6) and Sa (5). This week’s Nuno “I actually don’t know what I’m doing but I’m working at a nice training ground and wonderful stadium” Santos award for flop of the week is James who scored a paltry 4.

A bit of accounting from last week has seen some managers gain points and overall this means our 2022 champion will be Harry. The gap is now 12 to second.

Table:

Transfers
 
Finally the PL’s two jailbirds have finally been jettisoned.
 
Don:
Henderson OUT Ramsdale IN
 
Alex:
Sigurdsson OUT Cornet IN
 
Stathi:
Elliot OUT Doucoure IN
Mendy OUT Tmayasu IN
 
Once again we had a manager who tried to substitute in players owned by other managers. For the record: Vardy is Nick PC’s while Smith-Rowe and Mane are both mine
 
Until next week
 
Your Chairman
(Viva Ronaldo. Again) 

Tuchel, Klopp, Ole and Harry lead the way...

A low scoring week for most last week where the biggest talking point was not what it takes to be awarded a penalty nor the porous state of the Tottenham defence but how ridiculous does Mark Noble’s comb-over look?

Harry maintains his lead with 31 poitns separating the top 6.

Don is this week’s big scorer with a mammoth score of 18. This gives him this week’s Thomas “if I knew managing in the Premier League was this easy I would’ve moved here earlier” Tuchel award for Manager of the Week. Meanwhile Alex, for the second time this season, comes away with the David “why did I bring him on FFS” Moyes award for Donkey of the Week with an abysmal -1 points.

Table:

Transfers:

A three-way battle ensued for Sadio ‘the hairline’ Mane.

TC tried Watkins (7.3), Sid tried with Werner (8.6m) but I prevailed with Sancho (9.1)

One other transfer:

Nick PC

Ziyech OUT Pepe (le pew) IN

A question for our esteemed NLD aficionados – how important is this week’s match?

Until next time...

Your Chairman

The R's do it for Harry...

 

It was inevitable wasn’t it? As night follows day that the bokking of early leader Sid would very quickly see him usurped at the top of the table. Well done Harry, who thanks in no small measure to the two Rs (Romelu and Ronaldo) scored a stupendous 21 points and is Manager of the Week. So, may I take this opportunity then to congratulate you Harry on winning the title this year!

Other notable scores come from Sid (13) and McNick (12) while I come bottom of the pile with a sad 3.

 Table:

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Transfers

Another MAD transfer scramble this week with no less than EIGHT attempts to grab Salah.

Managers were happy to see the back of Mane, Cavani, Sterling, Sancho, Vardy, Werner, Watkins, Armstrong and Ings but the highest valued player of the lot was Sadio Mane, so Rico wins this week’s auction.

Rico
Mane OUT Salah IN

Other transfers that went through:
 
Harry
James OUT Gallagher IN
 
Alex
Gomez OUT Coady IN
 
Nick PC
Vestergaard OUT Romero IN
 
DP
Armstrong OUT Jesus IN

Finally, we had another attempt by a manager to substitute in a player that wasn’t theres but Jesse ‘look up before you pass it to the goalkeeper you social media whore gimp’ Lingard is already owned by James.
 
Until next week.
 
Pieri

"He plays on the leeeeeft, he plays on the riiiiiiight...

 ...that boy Ronaldo, makes England look shite."

Well, well, well. 

The transfer of the summer has certainly got people talking and some creaming their pants with FFLers scrambling for their email accounts...

No score updates this week, but plenty of transfer action.

Lets get the boring ones out of the way first.

Nick PC
Fabianski OUT Sa IN

Pepe OUT Vlasic IN

Stathi

Odegard OUT Elliot IN

TC

Eze OUT Townsend IN

Alex

Targett OUT Emerson Royal (with cheese) IN

Sid

Bergwijn OUT Traore IN

There was a SEVEN way fight for (viva) Ronaldo.

Players who were willing to be sacrificed were:

Sancho (Pieri)

Aubameyang (McNick)

Vardy (Nick PC)

Watkins (lol) (TC)

Sterling (Alex)

Cavani (Stathi)

But the winner of the auction is...

Harry

Salah OUT Ronaldo IN

Siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Over and out for another week

Your (delighted and can't wait to get to OT to watch CR7) Chairman