Thursday, September 29, 2016

FFL Week 6

 

Clearly I haven’t been doing my job…massive audit has given us this updated table.

 

week6

FFL 2015/16 League Table

Diff

 

 

Total Points

Defence

Midfield

Attack

 

1st

Stathi

73

9

43

21

6

2nd

Theo

67

28

21

18

20

3rd

Nick Ath

53

26

16

11

20

4th

Nick Ach

53

15

28

10

23

5th

Mike

50

6

17

30

26

6th

James

47

13

21

13

27

7th

Rico

46

11

24

11

27

8th

Sid

46

11

26

9

37

9th

Don

36

5

20

14

34

10th

Harry

33

1

15

17

 

Don’t ask who got team of the week and so on, suffice to say that details are all correct.

 

I will be emailing a copy of the spreadsheet too which includes this week’s transfers:

 

McNick

Gray OUT Igahlo IN

 

Nick PC

Giroud OUT Son IN

Fabregas OUT Mata IN

Kompany OUT Matip IN

Clichy OUT Bertrand IN

 

Sid

Wilson OUT Austin IN

 

 


Friday, September 23, 2016

FFL Week 5



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Table:

FFL 2015/16 League Table
Diff


Total Points
Defence
Midfield
Attack

1st
Stathi
55
8
32
25
6
2nd
Theo
49
18
18
13
7
3rd
Nick Ach
48
15
23
10
10
4th
Nick Ath
45
27
13
5
14
5th
Sid
41
12
23
6
16
6th
Mike
39
8
10
21
18
7th
James
37
6
18
13
20
8th
Rico
35
0
24
11
21
9th
Don
34
2
18
14
19
10th
Harry
30
-2
12
20

Transfers:

Mike
Sturridge OUT Rashford IN

Harry
Valdes OUT Foster IN
Kane OUT Rooney IN (can you please actually and in reality buy the fat, waste of space cunt and make him stand like a gnome in your garden please?)

James
Ramsey OUT Iwobi IN
Butland OUT Karius IN

Stathi
Deulofeu OUT Mirallas IN (beat James’ bid using Gradel by 0.2K)

Don
Mertesacker OUT Morgan IN


Thursday, September 15, 2016

FFL Week 4

Bit of a crap scoring week for most but what this week has done is narrow the gap between first and eighth with only nine points separating me and Nick PC.

 

Don this week looks cast adrift at the bottom but Monday’s nights Lukaku hat trick will no doubt help his cause!

 

Top score this week and winner of the Pep ‘look at my sexy football’ Guardiola award with 13 points goes to both Nick PC and Stathi.

 

Bottom score this week and recipients of the Mark ‘what the fuck? Hughes award is shared between me and Theo.

 

Table:

 

 

week4

FFL 2015/16 League Table

Diff

 

 

Total Points

Defence

Midfield

Attack

 

1st

Mike

39

11

10

18

3

2nd

Theo

36

16

13

7

4

3rd

Stathi

35

8

15

12

5

4th

James

34

8

15

11

5

5th

Nick Ath

34

19

10

5

7

6th

Rico

32

-3

24

11

7

7th

Sid

32

8

18

6

9

8th

Nick Ach

30

3

20

7

18

9th

Harry

21

-3

7

17

27

10th

Don

9

-1

10

0

 

As an exercise borne of pure nerdism, I collated the current top scoring players in all positions to get the ULTIMATE team. 


Total points a mammoth 105!!


(Stathi's new best mate is second in points for midfielders - must be all that BBQed loukanika and halloumi he's been feeding him!!!)

 

Position

Player

Points

Manager?

GK

De Gea / Foster

5

Mike / None

FB

Walker

10

McNick

FB

Shaw

7

Theo

CB

McAuley

8

None

CB

Koscielny

6

Sid

MID

Antonio

12

James

MID

Capoue

11

None

MID

Sterling

10

Theo

MID

Cazorla

10

Nick PC

FOR

Costa

14

Stathi

FOR

Zlatan

12

Harry

TOTAL

105

 

 

 

Transfers:

 

Feverish post transfer deadline day activity this week. I finally manage to get some business done and there was a scramble for Daniel Sturridge!…can the stupid dance prick stay fit?

 

Harry

Pedro OUT Snodgrass IN

Mangala OUT Terry IN

 

Theo

Ramirez OUT Zaha IN

 

Mike

Morgan OUT Jagielka IN

Ibe OUT Wilshire IN

Rooney OUT Sturridge IN 

(beating Sid’s offer of Wilson, Nick PC’s offer of Deeney and McNick’s offer of Gray)

 

And so to this week. We have a cracking Friday night match to look forward to and lets see which of the top teams will suffer from midweek Euro action!


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