Another update....

 

Update...

Footballers kick ball to other footballers;

Some footballers kick ball into the goal;

Some footballers prevent ball going into the goal;

Some teams get more points than others.

Table:

Transfers:

Gallagher already owned so another transfer voided.

Harry:

Coleman OUT Shaw (along with his KFC bargain bucket) IN

Three week update...sorry :(

 
Update. Apologies for this being so late.

Table:

Transfers

10/10 Deadline

Alex:

Sigurdsson (finally) OUT Odergaard IN

17/10 Deadline

Mike:

Havertz OUT Firminho IN (which was the player I wanted during #pleadgate)

Harry:

Torres OUT Silva IN

Konsa OUT Pinnock IN

Stathi:

Dele OUT Ndombele IN

Alex:

Sterling OUT Rashford IN

Shaw OUT Cucurella IN

23/10 Deadline:

Stathi:

Cavani OUT Hwang Hee Chan IN

The NLD - a tale of unbridled joy and abject woe

 

Where does the inquest begin and where does it end? Who is to blame and what can be done about? This is nothing to do with the North London Derby, but when and where am I going to fill up my car with petrol? It’s 2021, UK is the world’s fifth biggest economy (based on nominal GDP) and we have descended back to 1970s with fuel being rationed. Thanks Boris…and those who voted Brexit.

Back to PL and the match of weekend saw Arsenal ceremoniously tear Spurs a new one. Wow, so one-sided. James, Harry and Nick PC will likely still be grinning from ear-to-ear while our Spurs contingent will be busily ramming needles into their Levy voodoo dolls. Nice stadium though.

What does this all mean for FFL? This week’s Mikel “see, I didn’t just pick up cones for Pep, but also learned how to play fast fluid football which battered Spurs” Arteta Manager of the Week goes to Nick PC with a whopping 17 points thanks Vardy (6) and Sa (5). This week’s Nuno “I actually don’t know what I’m doing but I’m working at a nice training ground and wonderful stadium” Santos award for flop of the week is James who scored a paltry 4.

A bit of accounting from last week has seen some managers gain points and overall this means our 2022 champion will be Harry. The gap is now 12 to second.

Table:

Transfers
 
Finally the PL’s two jailbirds have finally been jettisoned.
 
Don:
Henderson OUT Ramsdale IN
 
Alex:
Sigurdsson OUT Cornet IN
 
Stathi:
Elliot OUT Doucoure IN
Mendy OUT Tmayasu IN
 
Once again we had a manager who tried to substitute in players owned by other managers. For the record: Vardy is Nick PC’s while Smith-Rowe and Mane are both mine
 
Until next week
 
Your Chairman
(Viva Ronaldo. Again) 

Tuchel, Klopp, Ole and Harry lead the way...

A low scoring week for most last week where the biggest talking point was not what it takes to be awarded a penalty nor the porous state of the Tottenham defence but how ridiculous does Mark Noble’s comb-over look?

Harry maintains his lead with 31 poitns separating the top 6.

Don is this week’s big scorer with a mammoth score of 18. This gives him this week’s Thomas “if I knew managing in the Premier League was this easy I would’ve moved here earlier” Tuchel award for Manager of the Week. Meanwhile Alex, for the second time this season, comes away with the David “why did I bring him on FFS” Moyes award for Donkey of the Week with an abysmal -1 points.

Table:

Transfers:

A three-way battle ensued for Sadio ‘the hairline’ Mane.

TC tried Watkins (7.3), Sid tried with Werner (8.6m) but I prevailed with Sancho (9.1)

One other transfer:

Nick PC

Ziyech OUT Pepe (le pew) IN

A question for our esteemed NLD aficionados – how important is this week’s match?

Until next time...

Your Chairman

The R's do it for Harry...

 

It was inevitable wasn’t it? As night follows day that the bokking of early leader Sid would very quickly see him usurped at the top of the table. Well done Harry, who thanks in no small measure to the two Rs (Romelu and Ronaldo) scored a stupendous 21 points and is Manager of the Week. So, may I take this opportunity then to congratulate you Harry on winning the title this year!

Other notable scores come from Sid (13) and McNick (12) while I come bottom of the pile with a sad 3.

 Table:

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Transfers

Another MAD transfer scramble this week with no less than EIGHT attempts to grab Salah.

Managers were happy to see the back of Mane, Cavani, Sterling, Sancho, Vardy, Werner, Watkins, Armstrong and Ings but the highest valued player of the lot was Sadio Mane, so Rico wins this week’s auction.

Rico
Mane OUT Salah IN

Other transfers that went through:
 
Harry
James OUT Gallagher IN
 
Alex
Gomez OUT Coady IN
 
Nick PC
Vestergaard OUT Romero IN
 
DP
Armstrong OUT Jesus IN

Finally, we had another attempt by a manager to substitute in a player that wasn’t theres but Jesse ‘look up before you pass it to the goalkeeper you social media whore gimp’ Lingard is already owned by James.
 
Until next week.
 
Pieri

"He plays on the leeeeeft, he plays on the riiiiiiight...

 ...that boy Ronaldo, makes England look shite."

Well, well, well. 

The transfer of the summer has certainly got people talking and some creaming their pants with FFLers scrambling for their email accounts...

No score updates this week, but plenty of transfer action.

Lets get the boring ones out of the way first.

Nick PC
Fabianski OUT Sa IN

Pepe OUT Vlasic IN

Stathi

Odegard OUT Elliot IN

TC

Eze OUT Townsend IN

Alex

Targett OUT Emerson Royal (with cheese) IN

Sid

Bergwijn OUT Traore IN

There was a SEVEN way fight for (viva) Ronaldo.

Players who were willing to be sacrificed were:

Sancho (Pieri)

Aubameyang (McNick)

Vardy (Nick PC)

Watkins (lol) (TC)

Sterling (Alex)

Cavani (Stathi)

But the winner of the auction is...

Harry

Salah OUT Ronaldo IN

Siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Over and out for another week

Your (delighted and can't wait to get to OT to watch CR7) Chairman

FFL 2021/22 Week 3

Hello all, I thought I would resurrect this medium of disseminating information, this way transfers and scores are in one place all the time for easy perusal, rather than trawling through emails. Let me know if you would prefer emails.

Week 3:

What a shock, what a surprise, what an incredible announcement...no, not the return of the CR7 but that you're getting an FFL update on Bank Holiday Monday!

Sid still leads the way and in cycling parlance, the leading peloton is made up four with Harry, yours truly and Nick PC close by. McNick leads the chasing pack some 25 points behind with James replicating his beloved Gunners by taking it up the rear.

This week's Ole 'how the fuck did we pull that off' Solskjaer award for top score of the week goes to Harry with a brilliant 19. The shame in watching his Arsenal side getting their arses handed to them was softened thanks to 11 points from two protagonists from that one-sided, men versus boys charade. 

The Mikel 'picking up cones for Pep and having Lego-man hair should not be on a CV for a top job' Arteta award for dogshit performance of the week, goes to my own son Alex with an abysmal 2 points. Although that is 2 points more than Arsenal currently have. 

NOTE: I will refrain from further Arsenal baiting should there be a majority in favour of me doing so. Do let me know.  

Transfers:

No Ronaldo yet on the list, but one manager tried to sub him in.

A manager also tried to sub in Pereira but James got him last week.

A manager also put a bid in for a player, asked to cancel it for another player but that player was already transferred in by Sid last week (Gray)

One successful transfer this week:

Mike:

Canos OUT Trincao IN

Below are the current squads. Those players shaded are players transferred IN. I hope this helps?

That's it for this week.

International week is now upon us (what's the point??), so all we have to look forward to is tomorrow's Transfer Deadline Day, yellow ticker and all. 

Have a great week all,

Thanks

Mike

FFL Week 9

Dear all, having hit rock bottom, this is therefore my LAST entry this season – thanks to all of you who have stepped up to argue over who is going to take over…this week one of you will actually HAVE to do it.

Table:

Diff			Total Points	Defence	Midfield	Attack
	1st	Stathi	112	31	52	29
23	2nd	Nick Ath	89	50	28	11
27	3rd	Theo	85	36	29	20
27	4th	Sid	85	31	36	12
38	5th	Rico	74	26	34	14
42	6th	Nick Ach	70	19	36	15
49	7th	Harry	63	19	24	20
50	8th	James	62	25	24	13
50	9th	Don	62	6	34	22
53	10th	Mike	59	13	19	29

Transfers:

Mike

Sane OUT Ramsey IN

Jagielka OUT Kompany IN

Theo

Mkhiktaryan OUT Moses IN

.....and finally:

Chairman

Mike OUT (???????) IN

FFL Week 8 (& 7)

"Finally!" they all cry...

Latest, up to date table, including Liverpool – United match.

 

In short, Stathi smashing it, TC, Sid and McNick vying for second at the moment.

 

Only takes a couple potentially season-ending injury to scupper FFL hopes.

 

 Table:

week9	FFL 2016/17 League Table
Diff			Total Points	Defence	Midfield	Attack
	1st	Stathi	101	23	49	29
23	2nd	Theo	78	34	24	20
25	3rd	Sid	76	22	36	12
27	4th	Nick Ath	74	38	25	11
34	5th	Nick Ach	67	21	31	15
35	6th	Rico	66	20	32	14
39	7th	James	62	25	24	13
43	8th	Mike	58	14	17	30
47	9th	Don	54	6	28	20
47	10th	Harry	54	10	24	20

 

Transfers to be aware of:

 

Harry:

Rooney OUT Kane IN (again)

 

McNick:

Ighalo OUT Sturridge IN

 

May need to take up someone’s offer of taking over – being a Chairman of a football club is taking its toll timewise (and sanity) wise.

 

And on that note, who wants to advertise in our Dinner and Dance brochure or give a donation (remember both are tax deductible!!!!)

 

Raffle tickets available too. Prizes include:

 

Signed Spurs shirt

Signed Liverpool Shirt

Signed Arsenal Shirt

 

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