This is absolutely class. This is what one American Footballer openly wrote after he discovered he was the WORST rated player in a COMPUTER game!
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I found it hilarious. The guy is pure comedy but it also got me thinking. What would some of the Premiership stars have to say about thier ratings in games such as Football Manager???
The Titus one: - "Why -157??? Surely I HAVE to have at least a single digit positive number in the defensive awareness rating?"
Roeder: " Zero? What is this thing they call a personality? Oh, ok then."
Ashley Cole: "Look love, just like you in your team, I also have a top cunt rating."
Over to you guys, any others??
P.S I purposly decided against vermin ratings......................
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The line "expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life" is inspired.
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