Friday, February 01, 2008

RE: FFL

No scores Mr Chairman? I guess I am the only one who cares??!
Your 84 day KOPA ban should have freed some of your time??!!

9 comments:

Smiling Assassin said...

84 day KOPA ban?

cheekyric said...

I think there is an FA conspiracy against the Pieri name. I was once suspended for 54 days for questioning the referee's knowledge of the rules.

Sonofabaker said...

Come in Mike, give us the lowdown....

Collars Up said...

There will be an update before the matches kick off tomorrow.
SOrry for the delay. The ridiculous 84 day ban has meant that I have had to spend my time writing and organising my appeal whic has consisted a 2400 word letter from me, a letter from the club, character references from two KOPA league managers, a commitee member from another another club, a couple of players and ex-manager, a petition. By the way, the ban was from teh London FA, not KOPA! All the above had ot sent to the FA Soho Square along with £50 appeal fee!!!!

Smiling Assassin said...

What did you do? Or not do?

Collars Up said...

Basically, and bear in mind that my appeal pack contains 7 documents and a personal plea in excess of 2500 words, I said to the referee "why do we get c**ts like you every week?"

Smiling Assassin said...

Brilliant. What was his answer though?

Collars Up said...

His answer was to walk over to where I was - I was some 20 feet off the field of play - to ask for my name. I resisted the the urge to tell him to ask his wife as (beleieve it or not) giving a false name is an offence punishable by a (another!) lengthy ban. So I gave him my name. That was it. The C**T.

Smiling Assassin said...

You better hope the FA don't check this blog for any evidence of remorse.