Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Writing on the back of dirty white vans………..

“This van is cleaned by the NHS”

“Also available in white”

“I wish my wife was this dirty”

“Following me, I’m going dogging”

“Please pass quietly, illegal immigrants sleeping”

“No immigrants are left in this van overnight”

“Not satisfied with my driving? Then please call 0800 fuck yourself”

“Dirty? You should see my arse!”

“Cleaned by Stevie Wonder”

“This isn't just dirt, this is M&S dirt” (On a M&S lorry!)

Any others?

4 comments:

Smiling Assassin said...

How about 'My driver listens to Talk Sport, drinks Stella, hates pakis, still listens to Oasis, gets really angry in traffic, jumps red lights, beats his wife, thinks Nick Griffin has some good ideas, carries a baseball bat under his seat, reads the Daily Heil, tucks his white T-shirts into his jeans and flies the St George's cross from both windows during international football tournaments.'

Just an observation.

Smiling Assassin said...

Actually, I sometimes listen to Talk Sport and drink Stella. And quite like Oasis. Shit, I'm one-third white van man.

Collars Up said...

I tucked my white t-shirt into my jeans the other day!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and I am partial to a stella or five. Shit, I actually get ASKED to be on talksport and have a boot load of sports equipment in my car. EEEEEEEEK!

Smiling Assassin said...

Buy yourself a van and don't ever wash it.