Thursday, November 27, 2008

FFL Week 12

Keep stabbing those dolls boys! Blank scores are all well and good, but we need injuries and more injuries.

It was a shit week, it has to be said. Very few goals means low scores, and only 2 managers managed to break into double figures. Top of the pile was Mike (not Donald, as previously stated), with 13 points. Bottom, once again, was your increasingly fulminating chairman. Single points in 9 out of the last 10 weeks has seen my stock fall faster than an Icelandic bank's.

Still, I have solved a couple of mysteries mentioned on this blog recently. Firstly, I think I know what the fuck is wrong with Arsenal's defence after a bin-raider found a shredded message in William Gallas's garbage last week which he pieced back together. It read 'Agent Gallas. Please return to Stamford Bridge. Your mission is now complete. PK xx.' And as for the pink boots:

The scores look like this:


FFL 2008/09
LEAGUE TABLE

Diff
Total Points

1st Theo 150
16 2nd Stathi 134
18 3rd James 132
22 4th Nick PC 128
30 5th Nick Ath 120
34 6th Don 116
35 7th Mike 115
43 8th Sid 107




The only transfer this week was mine: Geovanni comes in for Walcott. Somebody had to do it.

Keep stabbing those dolls.

Your Chairman

5 comments:

Collars Up said...

What do you mean 'top of the pile was Donald'???? I also scored 13! Oh well, as long as it keeps those pins out of my doll!!!!!!!

Smiling Assassin said...

Where did you get 13 from. You scored 6 - two clean sheets (Reina and Young). Nutter.

Collars Up said...

Hello. Clean sheet from Agger, Ferdinand and Ashley Cole. -1 from James. Robinho goal from Wright Phillips assist. 13 points. You have me mixed up with someone else!!!
(the points change from last week in you table is correct I just want some recognition - attention seeker you see!!!!!)

Smiling Assassin said...

Sorry - I stand corrected. I mistook you for Donald in the blog, and for Theo in the comments.

I cite lack of sleep. The blog has been corrected.

Mighty Mouse said...

I'd just like to commend Stathi on another outstanding find discovery. Last season Lescott came out of nowhere, this year's "how the f*ck did he get so many points" award goes to Ireland. I say Stathi deserves the title this season for consistently unearthing these fine FFL talents. Well done Stathi - its all yours...