Gracious Acceptance...........

I'd like to thank my friends, my family...............

Defn: Bravity

[Taken from the internet after a Google search]

Bravity - A mysterious and fundamental force of nature wherein physical consciousness is attracted to what lies beneath a bra. Attractive force under normal conditions. Repulsion is exhibited in the case of those monstrous giga-mamas. Effects can be predicted by analyzing the curvature of spacetime around the source in what is now called the general theory of strip-it-ivity.

And they say Liverpool fans are bad...

A Manchester United fan killed four people in Nigeria when he drove into Barcelona supporters after his team lost the Champions League final, police have said.

All Time Greats - Vote Now!

Simple question - you have inherited a North London all time greats squad and have to pick a starting eleven, lining up to play 4-4-2 from the following:

Seaman, Clemence

Dixon, Carr, Hughton, Sansom, O'Leary, Adams, Mabbutt, Gough

Brady, Gascoigne, Viera, Ardiles, Hoddle, Pires, Waddle, Overmars

Klinsman, Bergkamp, Henry, Lineker

To be honest of most interest is the chosen strikeforce but let's see what we get particularly from the non-North London fans....

FFL Week 36

You number one baby, thass raaaight!

It's all over folks. What a weekend - no Nasri, no Adebayor, no Alex and no Vidic, but James still manages 11 points. And Donald's reliance on Fulham's defence gets cruelly exposed on the most crucial weekend of the FFL season. So, with just the FA Cup final to go, James leads by 18 points. It looks like a new name on the Dwight Yorke Trophy this season after all. And who could begrudge him it? Hopefully, we won't hear about the Nevillegate affair of 1997 ever again.

I don't know about you folks, but it feels good to see the arse of that season waddling away. And I'm going to share with you all my plans for the summer auction: I'm going to buy Gerrard, Lampard and Ronaldo within the first 10 minutes, have a nap for a few hours, then come back to pick up my free transfers.

Oh, and the table:

	FFL 2008/09 LEAGUE TABLE
Diff			Total Points
	1st	James	409
18	2nd	Don	391
36	3rd	Sid	373
40	4th	Theo	369
50	5th	Mike	359
68	6th	Stathi	341
74	7th	Nick PC	335
96	8th	Nick Ath	313

Fucking stupid game.

Your Chairman

FFL Week 35

Stunning. Simply stunning. With just one week to go (and an FA Cup Final), Donald pulls to within 7 points of James with a timely 17-pointer. As James so presciently noted a couple of weeks ago, it will all come down to Fulham's defence since both leaders share key defenders in other teams but Donald has two Fulham defenders.

And there would be just one point in it had Donald bought Louis Saha last week instead of this week. Nevertheless, we'll be virtually guaranteed some drama at Wembley in two weeks' time, with Donald fielding Terry, Lampard, Yobo and Saha, and James sending out Alex and Baines.

As for the rest of us...well, only a couple of months to go until a wholesale clearout. Ah, a brand new team.

The scores:

	FFL 2008/09 LEAGUE TABLE
Diff			Total Points
	1st	James	398
7	2nd	Don	391
35	3rd	Sid	363
44	4th	Mike	354
46	5th	Theo	352
65	6th	Nick PC	333
65	7th	Stathi	333
90	8th	Nick Ath	308

Ooh, look, there's an interesting fight for 6th place!

Your Chairman

Just a quickie.............

George Michael was straight the last time Liverpool won the league.

And that, you FSW*, is a FACT!





*fat Spanish waiter

FFL Week 34

Sorry chaps, a very busy week. No time for chat, but here's the table:

	FFL 2008/09 LEAGUE TABLE
Diff			Total Points
	1st	James	392
18	2nd	Don	374
45	3rd	Sid	347
47	4th	Mike	345
51	5th	Theo	341
62	6th	Stathi	330
65	7th	Nick PC	327
95	8th	Nick Ath	297

(Scores include points from Wigan v Man Utd in midweek.)

18 points may be insurmountable at this stage. Still no final transfer from Donald.

Your Chairman

It's taken you HOW long to realise this?????

Wenger says home fans are shite

Silliness aside, he makes several good points.

Getting to like him to be honest!

Premier League Challenge

Eight minutes to names all the teams that have played in the Premier League since its inception. The best so far (in my office) is 41/42 although I did get help towards the end. And no cheating by opening up the BBC sportspage league tables....


http://www.sporcle.com/games/premierleaguealltime.php

Bears shit in woods..................

and scousers steal.

It's nature.

That is all.

Pienaar Robbed

FFL Week 33

If, as is looking increasingly likely, James goes on to win his first FFL championship, he'll have this man to thank. Another 5 points this week takes his season's tally to 78 - that's 12 more than Ronaldo and 21 more than the next-highest-scoring centre-back, John Terry.

James will also have Aston Villa to thank: a clean sheet for Freidel and an assist from Ashley Young preserved his double-point lead over Donald, who looked like closing in again after another impressive week in which he scored 14.

At either end of the performance scale this week were Stathi (3) and Mike (15). Like it matters.

The table:

	FFL 2008/09 LEAGUE TABLE
Diff			Total Points
	1st	James	380
12	2nd	Don	368
46	3rd	Mike	334
46	4th	Sid	334
54	5th	Nick PC	326
55	6th	Theo	325
56	7th	Stathi	324
89	8th	Nick Ath	291

No transfers this week.

Your Chairman