With the news that forklift driver and former England interntional Neil Webb is going to auction off his 1990 FA Cup Winners medal as he is skint, it got me thinking.
1) Wouldn't it be amazing if the likes of this C**T
had to make a living after football? Hopefully somewhere like NETTO or Costco?
2) If current footballers didn't make it as footballers, what would their 'profession' be?
Adebayor is a dead ringer for a Traffic Warden near where I live!
Vinny Jones and John Terry would be a hod carriers working for Roy Keane's bricklaying firm
Petr Cech would wash windows, assisted by Peter Crouch
Wayne Rooney would be on the dole along with Eboue.
Gerrard would be clearing pint glasses in his local boozer
Jermaine Pennant would be in jail.
Joey Barton would be in jail
any more?
2 comments:
Mark Hughes would be Ailsa from Home And Away.
Sol Campbell would still be a judas c*nt
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