Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Week 7



Carlos Tevez. One of the most consistent points scorers when playing regular football. However, cutting the hair was a big mistake. Somebody who will rank in the Hall of Fame amongst the Beardsleys, Keowns, Chadwicks and Nevilles should use hair to mask a hidden beauty. In fact he should use a mask to mask his hidden beauty. His parents were warned by social services for constantly abusing him with the ugly stick. Carlos! No! For the sake of pitbulls everywhere grow it back!!



Its been an indifferent week with positive movements by Nick Ath and Theo and negative ones by myself. Nick with 17 points was this week's Northampton and me with -3 points was Liverpool. Talking about the scousers what happened to sportsmanship in the Sunderland game? Donald still leads the way, but its early days and he's had no injuries yet !!

In case you are wondering, the points are worked out automatically on a Sunday by a downloaded spreadsheet. I do not calculate them manually. If points are amended they are added or deducted the following week through the FFL official printable sheet. For example Ashley Cole had five points last week and then the panel totally pissed me off by awarding the assist to Drogba. Therefore John received an extra two points this week and I was deducted two. Nick Ath who bitched about his two points for Hart's assist was rewarded this week as the points were not on the printed list at the time last week.

Transfers were all in James' favour. He outbid me for Kenwyne Jones using Defoe against my Gyan. James also purchased Etherington for Valencia and Odemwingie for Rodallega.

Your Chairman

4 comments:

VoiceOfReason said...

Remember Mr Chairman Drogbar would claim he had rabbies if it would guarantee him an assist..

Sonofabaker said...

Surely zero points from a midfield in October is a new record?

Also, it is my fault i totally forgot to stipulate before i submitted my team.

My involvement this year comes with 2x caveats;

1) I pay £15 entry and not £30 for scouring the bargain buckets for a a side that a Sunday league outfit would have no difficulty in beating;

2) I am not eligible to the forfeit of being Chairman should i finish last.

This is not being mentioned now owing to my current league position but is driven by a deep sense of logic, fairplay and sportsmanship.

I am perfectly aware that this may cause issues but frankly my dears, i dont give a damn. If you want to kick me out, i can live with it. Principles go a long way.

Captain Caveman said...

Stath. This is fine by me as long as you only receive half the first and second prize money.

Sonofabaker said...

Logic prevails, thanks Cavey