Week 32

A day in the life of Jay Spearing.

Jay and his girlfriend search the floor for some brekkie .

Jay tries to flog some hookie gear on the way to the game. Typical scally !!

Jay showing solidarity with fans in Liverpool scarf.

Jay takes some time out to have a photo with a Liverpool fan. " Its the fatsies, she's eaten all the pies."

Jay celebrates winning the most dubious penalty ever for the scousers. "I tricksies them ", he was quoted saying after the game. "I won the preciousssss !"

Post match celebrations down at Gandalf's nightclub where Jay does a regular dj spot.

In pensive mode, Jay at home composing his memoirs.

As the two hobbits McNick and Theo (well they are both short and hairy!!) battle it out for the precioussss coveted FFL ring, Nick has the honour of being Throdo to Theo's Samwise Gamgee with 15 points to 13. Nick was helped in part by Jay Spearing (the only living human who could turn Medusa to stone !!) whose dodgy pen was tucked away by the other Liverpool rose Dirk Kuyt. Orc of the week is John with -1.

Tranfers

TC and DP both went for Smalling, Donald with Djourou and Theo with Dunn. Both have the same value. Theo gets Smalling as his transfer was made earlier, last week Tuesday.

The Chairman

Week 31

Ode to Fat Frank

Frank, Frank where have you been this year

I've missed your goals, my points are bare

With your lucky touch and your mate Rick O'Shea

Its not the same when you joucey fat bastard don't play

Very little points this week with Fat Frank boosting me jointly with John on 10 points as this week's Christine Bleakley smashers. Donald is this week's Coleen Rooney's plaything with -1.

Transfers. McNick : Bentley out , Hitzlperger in. Stath ran out of transfers so his purchase of Duff did not go through.

The Chairman

Week 30 Update

Apologies boys. I missed out an FA Cup game of major significance. Additional points for the City Villa game have now been added. Hart 3, Richards 3, Kolarov 3, Lescott 3, Boatang 3, Y Toure 5, D Silva 3 and Friedal -2.

No change in the top two. McNick is still the top storm trooper with 24 points and due to my 8 point increase and James -2 means that James alone is Jaja Binks with -1 points.

The Chairman

Week 30

In a week when the Empire Strikes Back, Dirk Darth Maul was the leader of Emperor McNick's forces. A storm trooping week of 21 points sees the three times champion come in touching distance of a not so young Theo Skywalker whose 13 points keeps him holding his grip. Donald Vader remains the other dark force in touching distance hoping that the dark side can provide a third title for himself. This weeks Ewoks are Sid James (what a Carry On) with a point each.

Transfers

DP brings in Parker for Fellani. Stathis brings in Ba for Kolou and Duff for Huddlestone.

The Chairman

Week 29

Crime watch. Have you seen either of these two complete twats? Ashley Cole should have received an ASBO for shooting a kid with an air rifle. Any other scally would have. The monkey boy Rooney should have had a ban for the fore-arm smash last week. But guess who was the ref and his accomplice. Yes, it was Mark "Whatever I can possibly do Sir Alex" Clattenburg. If either of these appear in a match you are attending please sing heartily in acknowledging their cuntitude as its seems that this is the only punishment they will receive!!

Donald, strikes back. Not with an air rifle but a steady nine points to cut down Theo's lead. John is this weeks Obafemi Martins with 16. The wig wearing referee sponsored by MUFC is me with -2 points.

Special mention for Stathis who has jumped out of the relegation spot with a team full of our arse shavings!!

No transfers this week.

The Chairman