Thursday, March 03, 2011

Week 29



Crime watch. Have you seen either of these two complete twats? Ashley Cole should have received an ASBO for shooting a kid with an air rifle. Any other scally would have. The monkey boy Rooney should have had a ban for the fore-arm smash last week. But guess who was the ref and his accomplice. Yes, it was Mark "Whatever I can possibly do Sir Alex" Clattenburg. If either of these appear in a match you are attending please sing heartily in acknowledging their cuntitude as its seems that this is the only punishment they will receive!!

Donald, strikes back. Not with an air rifle but a steady nine points to cut down Theo's lead. John is this weeks Obafemi Martins with 16. The wig wearing referee sponsored by MUFC is me with -2 points.

Special mention for Stathis who has jumped out of the relegation spot with a team full of our arse shavings!!



No transfers this week.
The Chairman

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