Monday, October 24, 2011

Week Nine














So, what was the biggest story of the weekend?

Chelsea finally getting the correct number of cards for their cuntish behaviour?

We have all seen video footage of John Terry being outed as a racist - yes I know we all KNEW it but this showed incontrovertible proof.

That Villas-Boas is indeed the new Mourinho and he also cannot take losing.

David Luiz really is a useless defender.

Norwich getting a point a Anfield?

Chamakh finally getting a 'game' and proving that Arsenal are a one-man band this season?

(I'm trying, really I am, trying to avoid it...........................)

Oh ok:

A little matter of a derby game up in the north west turned into a mauling. United got raped - badly and brutally. That Ferguson actually does hurt. That the bitters are indeed the real deal. That Ferguson got it wrong (big fucking style) in not buying a midfielder in the summer. That Evans is pile of wank who wouldn't get a game at Omonia Nicosia.





There happy now?

Small (very, very, very) small mercies - I feel very vindicated in not buying my customary United defender this season. Could see United conceding regularly.

As for FFL. Has it become a two-horse race?

Myself and DP are the only two who scored double-figures. DP top scored with 13 and I scored 12, meaning there is a gap of eight between the top two. My 12 points saw me break through the 100 points barrier.

Nick PC is a further 17 back with Rico, James and Stathi 30+ points off top spot.

Harry still occupies the bottom but is only seven points off McNick who is having his worst season ever!

That game in the North-West saw James ship -10 points and in the process giving this week's "I know, my captain played his first game back from injury in an international match, missed a penalty, retired so I'll put him up in the stands and play that fucking wank Jonny Evans ahead of even Phil Jones against the most potent goal scoring team in the country. And yes Anderson and Fletcher are a good midfield pairing against De Jong, Toure and Silva" award with a low total of -5

Table:














Transfer (if any) after the Monday evening deadline.

Regards your Chairman
(who not only cannot believe yesterday but at 3-0 down was actually gutted Fletcher scored! Cost me SIX points!!!!!)

2 comments:

Captain Caveman said...

Its good to get these things out of your system Collars. Just lucky it wasn't 8 or 9 to be honest !! As with City, its early days to be writing the rest of the FFL members off. Nobody wins Fantasy in October !

Collars Up said...

I haven't written anyone off. Questions were asked, statements were not made!