FFL Week 23

 

After  further discussions with The Winger, the Premiership has come up with some new football regulations

1) There shall be no purchase of players prior to sanction by the Winger

2) If a team uses one player in two games against the gooners they shall not be permitted to sell it to a rival

3) Footballers are not allowed to get physical against the gooners in any way shape or form

4) Teams are not permitted to play for a draw against the Winger's sides as this is not in the spirit of assisting the Gooners

5) Operation Yewtree shall not be extended to the Premiership

 

 

This weeks Jose "Cunning masterplanning ruler of the universe and controller of all players and forces within" Mourihno is McNick with 12 points. This weeks winging farts are the man u midfield quartet of Sid, Theo, Harry and Nick PC with 4 points.

 

Transfers

McNick brings in Adam Johnson for Sessegnon.

 

Til next week

 

Week 22

Return of the Hobbit

 

As the hobbit returns to Cardiff, he finds life is not going to be easy with Smaug Tan breathing fire up his arse. Losing six pointers to the Hammers is not the best way to kick off in the Premiershires.

 

 

 

 

This week's Gus Poyet is me with 28 points. This week's Frodo Baggins is James with 4 points.

 

Transfers

Sid brings in Henderson for Nasri and Willian for Walcott.

 

Til next time.

 

Week 21

                               
                             RIP

 

This weeks Black Pearl is Stathis with 19 points. This weeks Three Stooges are Theo, James and Donald with three points.

 

Transfers

McNick brings in Bony for Crouch.

 

Til next week.