After further discussions with The Winger, the Premiership has come up with some new football regulations
1) There shall be no purchase of players prior to sanction by the Winger
2) If a team uses one player in two games against the gooners they shall not be permitted to sell it to a rival
3) Footballers are not allowed to get physical against the gooners in any way shape or form
4) Teams are not permitted to play for a draw against the Winger's sides as this is not in the spirit of assisting the Gooners
5) Operation Yewtree shall not be extended to the Premiership
This weeks Jose "Cunning masterplanning ruler of the universe and controller of all players and forces within" Mourihno is McNick with 12 points. This weeks winging farts are the man u midfield quartet of Sid, Theo, Harry and Nick PC with 4 points.
Transfers
McNick brings in Adam Johnson for Sessegnon.
Til next week
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