In the topsy turvy world of FFL, the ‘bumper week’ is the real world equivalent of the match winning hat-trick, after coming from behind and scoring the last goal with the last kick of the game.
A bumper week is rare but when it comes it brings unbridled joy. Indeed the excitement it generates can induce orgasmic levels of happiness and so yours truly was able to ‘whip it out’ this weekend after securing the season’s top scoring week with a whopping 32 points and a worthy recipient of this week’s Jamie ‘yet another goal’ Vardy award for manager of the week.
That score catapulted Chairman P to within 10 points of James into second place.
By contrast Nick PC wins this week’s Louis Van ‘score you fucking fat scouse granny shagging lazy cunt’ Gaal award for bottom scoring with his second negative score of the season with -1. This leaves him just a point from bottom spot.
Table:
Diff
|
Total Points
|
Defence
|
Midfield
|
Attack
|
||
1st
|
James
|
133
|
37
|
54
|
42
|
|
10
|
2nd
|
Mike
|
123
|
37
|
49
|
37
|
22
|
3rd
|
Stathis
|
111
|
39
|
37
|
35
|
30
|
4th
|
Sid
|
103
|
36
|
52
|
17
|
32
|
5th
|
Theo
|
101
|
55
|
36
|
10
|
35
|
6th
|
Nick Ath
|
98
|
33
|
35
|
30
|
51
|
7th
|
Harry
|
82
|
20
|
30
|
32
|
64
|
8th
|
Nick Ach
|
69
|
12
|
42
|
15
|
65
|
9th
|
Don
|
68
|
2
|
30
|
36
|
Transfers:
Theo
Rooney OUT Ighalo IN
Mike
Oxlade-Chamberlain OUT Deulofeu IN
McNick
Lens OUT Lamela IN
And so to next week.
Your (still buzzing) Chairman
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