Monday, November 02, 2015

FFL Week 11

In the topsy turvy world of FFL, the ‘bumper week’ is the real world equivalent of the match winning hat-trick, after coming from behind and scoring the last goal with the last kick of the game.

A bumper week is rare but when it comes it brings unbridled joy. Indeed the excitement it generates can induce orgasmic levels of happiness and so yours truly was able to ‘whip it out’ this weekend after securing the season’s top scoring week with a whopping 32 points and a worthy recipient of this week’s Jamie ‘yet another goal’ Vardy award for manager of the week.

That score catapulted Chairman P to within 10 points of James into second place.

By contrast Nick PC wins this week’s Louis Van ‘score you fucking fat scouse granny shagging lazy cunt’ Gaal award for bottom scoring with his second negative score of the season with -1. This leaves him just a point from bottom spot.

Table:

Diff

Total Points
Defence
Midfield
Attack

1st
James
133
37
54
42
10
2nd
Mike
123
37
49
37
22
3rd
Stathis
111
39
37
35
30
4th
Sid
103
36
52
17
32
5th
Theo
101
55
36
10
35
6th
Nick Ath
98
33
35
30
51
7th
Harry
82
20
30
32
64
8th
Nick Ach
69
12
42
15
65
9th
Don
68
2
30
36

Transfers:

Theo
Rooney OUT Ighalo IN

Mike
Oxlade-Chamberlain OUT Deulofeu IN

McNick
Lens OUT Lamela IN

And so to next week. 

Your (still buzzing) Chairman

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