Wednesday, July 25, 2007

The new 'San Giro'

LFC's new stadium plans have been announced. Gone are the toilet design and the wheely bin and in comes........................the 'padlock' (again very in keeping with its surroundings!!)

Seriously though the Kop end idea is an attempt to keep the traditions of the old stadium. Great idea. (I can't believe I just wrote that!)

I do have one concern, with all the glass that is surrounding the stadium, how long before it is bricked to bits????

Opinions? I think it is too far removed from a football stadium. Too American. I personally like the bowl design of Wembley and the Ali Baba Stadium.

Monday, July 09, 2007

Spot the difference.........

Image one.........












Image two...........













Answers to the following email:

WherecanIbuyaGilletteafterGillettehasboughtme@hotmail.com

Sky-jacked games in full (and Setanta too!)

SKY LIVE GAMES

Saturday 11 Sunderland v Tottenham 12.45pm TBC
Sunday 12 Chelsea v Birmingham City 1.30pm TBC
Sunday 12 Manchester United v Reading 4pm TBC
Tuesday 14 Tottenham v Everton 8pm TBC
Wednesday 15 Wigan Athletic v Middlesbrough 8pm TBC
Saturday 18 Portsmouth v Bolton 12.45pm TBC
Sunday 19 Manchester City v Man Utd 1.30pm TBC
Sunday 19 Liverpool v Chelsea 4pm TBC
Saturday 25 Sunderland v Liverpool 12.45pm TBC
Sunday 26 Man Utd v Tottenham 4pm TBC
SEPTEMBER
Sunday 2 Arsenal v Portsmouth 1.30pm TBC
Sunday 2 Aston Villa v Chelsea 4pm TBC
Saturday 15 Portsmouth v Liverpool 12.45pm TBC
Sunday 16 Manchester City v Aston Villa 4pm TBC
Sunday 23 Manchester United v Chelsea 4pm TBC
Saturday 29 Manchester City v Newcastle 12.45pm TBC
Sunday 30 Everton v Middlesbrough 4pm TBC
OCTOBER
Saturday 6 Manchester United v Wigan 12.45pm TBC
Sunday 7 Reading v Derby County 2pm TBC
Sunday 7 Fulham v Portsmouth 4.10pm TBC
Saturday 20 Everton v Liverpool 12.45pm TBC
Sunday 21 West Ham United v Sunderland 4pm TBC
Sunday 28 Bolton v Aston Villa 1.30pm TBC
Sunday 28 Liverpool v Arsenal 4pm TBC
NOVEMBER
Saturday 3 Arsenal v Manchester United 12.45pm TBC
Sunday 4 West Ham United v Bolton 4pm TBC
Saturday 10 Sunderland v Newcastle United 12.45pm TBC
Sunday 11 Birmingham City v Aston Villa 1pm TBC
Sunday 11 Portsmouth v Manchester City 4pm TBC
Saturday 24 Newcastle v Liverpool 12.45pm TBC
Sunday 25 West Ham United v Tottenham 1.30pm TBC
Sunday 25 Fulham v Blackburn Rovers 4pm TBC


SETANTA LIVE GAMES

Saturday, August 11th @ 5.15pm – Aston Villa v Liverpool
Saturday, August 18th @ 5.15pm – Newcastle United v Aston Villa
Saturday, August 25th @ 5.15pm – Everton v Blackburn Rovers
Sunday, August 26th @ 1.30pm – Middlesbrough v Newcastle United
SEPTEMBER
Saturday, September 1st @ 5.15pm – Manchester United v Sunderland
Saturday, September 15th @ 5.15pm – Chelsea v Blackburn Rovers
Monday, September 17th @ 8pm – Derby County v Newcastle United
Saturday, September 22nd @ 5.15pm – Fulham v Manchester City
Saturday, September 29th @ 5.15pm – Birmingham City v Manchester United
OCTOBER
Monday, October 1st @ 8pm – Tottenham Hotspur v Aston Villa
Sunday, October 7th @ 12noon – Arsenal v Sunderland
Saturday, October 20th @ 5.15pm – Aston Villa v Manchester United
Monday, October 22nd @ 8pm - Newcastle United v Tottenham Hotspur
Saturday, October 27th @ 5.15pm – Portsmouth v West Ham United
NOVEMBER
Saturday, November 3rd @ 5.15pm – Blackburn Rovers v Liverpool
Monday, November 5th @ 8pm – Manchester City v Sunderland
Saturday, November 10th @ 5.15pm – Liverpool v Fulham
Monday, November 12th @ 8pm – Reading v Arsenal
Saturday, November 24th @ 5.15pm – Derby County v Chelsea

Retiring shirts.........


Reports this morning suggest that Arsenal have been planning for life without striker Thierry Henry but no player had been given his old number 14 shirt. Fans have suggested retiring the number to mark the Frenchman's contribution to the club.



What do you think?

Imagine the Arsenal number 14 shirt not turning up in big games anymore!!!!!



And before JN bites back, the rumour that United have retired the number 9 is totally false since its present owner is currently on sick leave after fracturing his toe nail while sleeping!

From toilet to wheely bin...............



















New images of Liverpool's proposed new stadium. A bit of an improvement from the toilet you can below to what can only be descirbed as something resembling a wheely bin!

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Introducing the new LFC stadium




















Also known as the Beardsley Stadium (so named as it is ugly as sin - my opinion of course)

Opinions?

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

This is what smoking crack does!!!

Evra lets rip on Hasselbaink and Lampard (when he was at Monaco before Champions League Semi against Chelsea)

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

RE: The Rams & Stagathon

Firstly, i'm sure you will all join me in congratulating the mighty Rams for reaching the promised land of The Premiership. Enjoy the ride my friend as the euphoria is lileky to be short-lived...

More importantly it has come to my attention that Sat 11th August is the first day of the 2007-08 Premiership season. We'll need to re-assess once the fixtures come out but if Spurs are at home then at least 5 of us have a problem. Ditto with Arsenal with 3 people.

Discuss.

Sunday, May 27, 2007

MUFC songsheet for next season.........

No doubt the following will be sung at Old Trafford next season:

You robbed your own fans,
you robbed your your faaaaaaaaaaaaaans,
that day in Athens, you robbed your own fans
(to the tune of "we won it six......sorry, five times")

The fans with no shame,
the fans with no shaaaaaaaaaaaaaame,
they robbed thier mates to see the game,
the fans with no shame.
(same tune as above)

In your Liverpool slums,
you robbed your own fans for their tickets in Greece,
once more you deny it and blame the police,
in your Liverpool slums

The best one yet???
























Fancy a bet??? Click on the picture to make it bigger.

Found another..........

Taken from the Liverpool website!!!!

And another........



I couldn't resist..........

If you click on this link you can see the Evertonians actually taking the picture:

LINK









Thursday, May 24, 2007

It was inevitable................

After last night's 'Greek Tragedy' (or joy depending how you see things – thanks for text JN!) it would only be a matter of time before the plethora of email and txt 'jokes' started. Here we go:

1. When's the minute's silence?

2. Still depressed? Can't talk about it? Can't confide with friends or family? Then call 0800 10 10 10. That number again – 0800 won nothing, won nothing, won nothing!

3. The Easter bunny has been spotted running around Anfield. A spokeman for Merseyside police said it was just a case of mistaken identity, as the only person they could find with all their eggs in one basket was Liverpool manager Benitez.

4. What have Olivia Newton-John and Liverpool got in common? They both got f**ked in Greece.

Oh and best newspaper headline surely goes to the Mirror:

"Revenge as Kop come Acropolis"



Monday, May 21, 2007

Pieri scoops third FFL title

It was an FFL formality, but etiquette demands that we wait for the proper end to the season before handing the trophy over to Mike. Commiserations to Nick who appeared to be running away with it at one point, only to falter when it really counted.

Looking back on the season, you have to say that the acquisition of Robbie Keane was crucial. He scored 53 points since his transfer and was arguably the best striker in the Premiership in the last couple of months. Cech also played his part but some might rue letting Mike get him back so easily after his injury. Overall, a solid defence (Cech, Finnan and Ferdinand especially) and an excellent, consistent forward line (Rooney and Keane) made up for a very poor midfield. Once again, Mike has proved a determined and prescient manager and thoroughly deserves his third trophy [round of applause].

As for Nick, the transfers didn't quite work out (apart from Downing perhaps). Agger and Riise were excellent buys (especially since no one really fancied Agger) and Arteta was an astute choice too. Yakubu was raking in the points up until Easter, then gave up. If you want to blame anyone it has to be him, although Ballack was the laziest cunt in the league.

James's team hung around for much of the season and looked like launching a challenge for a while. Although nearly all his players were consistent, only Pedersen hit a really big score. Taylor was a great buy but the rest hit the 20s and 30s. Had Johnson and Bent been fit for the whole season though, he would probably have taken it.

As for the rest of us, not good enough is the verdict. That's why this game is so great. The final table looks like this:



Total Points Diff
1st Mike 404
2nd Nick Ach 395 9
3rd James 387 17
4th Nick Ath 349 55
5th Sid 341 63
6th Steve 336 68
7th Rico 310 94
8th Donald 288 116
9th Theo 266 138
10th Stathi 243 161

Incidentally, my spreadsheet died again after the last Premiership week. If it had happened a week earlier, there would have been no final table. Not from me anyway.

Also, I really can't be fucked with the scores again next season. Someone else's turn methinks.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

...and audited

Apologies to James for any hope I might have given him. Also, a strange assist for Lennon gives Nick a valuable 2 extra points, leaving him 6 behind Mike. However, with only Ashley Cole playing in the final, we can safely say that it's all over. Formal congratulations and a full summing up of the season will follow the FA Cup Final. So, the scores going into it are:

FFL 2006/07
LEAGUE TABLE
week39
Total Points Diff
1st Mike 401
2nd Nick Ach 395 6
3rd James 387 14
4th Nick Ath 347 54
5th Sid 341 60
6th Steve 330 71
7th Rico 310 91
8th Donald 285 116
9th Theo 266 135
10th Stathi 243 158

In a last ditch attempt to possibly salvage 2nd place, James buys Kalou for the final.

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Provisionally...

...this is the pre-FA Cup final table, subject to an audit:

FFL 2006/07
LEAGUE TABLE
week39
Total Points Diff
1st Mike 401
2nd Nick Ach 393 8
3rd James 392 9
4th Nick Ath 344 57
5th Sid 341 60
6th Steve 330 71
7th Rico 312 89
8th Donald 283 118
9th Theo 265 136
10th Stathi 239 162

Mike has 2 United and Chelsea players (Cech, Joe Cole, Ferdinand and Rooney), Nick has Ashley Cole and James has none (Ballack is injured). Looks like Mike's trophy, barring an Ashley Cole hat-trick.

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Ha ha..................

Michael Essien and his calculator (December 2006):

"We are much better than Manchester United. The difference in points in the Premiership is just a coincidence. Its just a matter of days before we are the leaders. I have done my calculations and we will finish at least five points clear of United at the top of the table"