Shut up, Shearer

If I hear another pundit say something like "If there are any kids watching out there blah blah blah," I'll stop filling in my wallchart. The advice usually involves shooting across the keeper or something else that should be fucking obvious.

And since we're on the subject of pundits, why Leonardo? How random. Who at the BBC thought of getting him in and why? I can understand Ginola or Gullit being drafted in for previous World Cups, even Okocha this time round (ITV - where else), but Leonardo?

Why not, say, Thomas Skuhravy?



Oh. I get it now.