Sickos

So I'm watching Ecuador against Costa Rica, doing a bit of work at the same time (the telly now lives next to my PC), and this question comes rolling in:

I love it when my pet ferret terry nibbles on my helm whilst my hairy lover boris urinates on him is this normal for a fairly normal bloke to do this?

The ferret "Terry" has to be Venables, the Boris is clearly Becker. Who's the "fairly normal bloke" though? It's got to be Jim Rosenthal.