FFL Week 5...........

A week for goalscoring defenders where clean sheets were again at a premium.

Rafael (clearly took my advice when I told him he had to add goals to his game!!!), Cole, Lescott, Koscielny

I won't dwell on any match or incident. Suffice to say Shelvey's (deserved) sending off evened it up in the middle of the pitch. How the fuck can United go through a season relying on 39 and 38 year olds????

NOTE: Winning the ball does NOT mean it is NOT a foul. Both feet OFF the ground is enough to warrant being accused of being a) reckless b) dangerous c) not being in control

This week Nick PC top scored with 19 points thanks to three Ba goals and seven points from Baines

James wins the "Gervinho" award for bottom score with 3. Did not help that he only had four players start matches this weekend.

McNick still top and extends his lead to 11 points. 17 points separates second and sixth. Don and Sid battling out to stay off the bottom. 

Here is the table:

Observations: 
James and Harry have yet to get a point from their defence.
Stathi has minus points from his defence
Mike has no points from his attack
Nick PC has no midfield points

Players of the opening month so far:

Cazorla - better than Silva and Mata
Fletcher - does not miss
Kagawa - does not give the ball away
Fellaini - worth two players in midfield (Fergie are you reading????)
Podolski - looks a bargain

Transfers after tomorrow's deadline

Your Chairman

PS

A Traingle - just one of the many things that has more points than Liverpool
Also Raheem Sterling has more children (17 years old!) than Liverpool have points