Predictions

Right, a new feature (not sure for how long though)

Weekend preview and score predictions:



Arsenal v Chelsea: 2-1
Arsenal have surprised many with their results and cutting edge. Maybe Wenger isn’t the cunt Arsenal fans think he is and that he actually does know how to run a football club.
Definites for this game - Cole will get booed. Terry will get booed. If Arsenal go 1-0 down, they will get booed. 
Cazorla is quality and the midfield three are the best in the league at the moment – and without Wilshire! (Who allegedly has fully recovered from his injury but has been given extended 'time off' to deal with matters of the nose!!!! (a la Rosicky)
Chelsea look good also but something is missing. Torres still doesn’t look right and are there too many playmakers? Marin, Oscar, Hazard, Mata. Where is the width?
Oh and that cunt Terry is still captain, apparently. Vile, loathsome, odious, cunt of a man. Please can Diaby smash him into pieces?

Everton v Southampton: 3-2
Goals galore in this game. Southampton play with freedom, Everton the surprise of the season.

Fulham v Manchester City: 0-0
Berbatov out of today’s game (according to Skysports) so could be a problem scoring for them. City have not convinced. A draw?

Norwich v Liverpool: ?
Please tell me you have been watching that fly-on-wall Liverpool documentary? They are the gift that keeps giving. Brendan Rogers in this week’s episode: “You've got the lot. Just stay on your feet. You can press up to the ball, just stay on your feet” Yep, to jonjo Shelvey.
Another one:
“Today, Liverpool are at Harvard University practice field. Class is in session, with Professor Brendan Rodgers...”
Seriously, this is fucking comedy.
The game? Norwich to win 10-0

Reading v Newcastle: 0-3
Reading are shit. Pardew has just been handed an EIGHT year contract. Easy away win. Question is, more goals than naked, fat fuckers in the away end?

Stoke v Swansea: 0-0
Next

Sunderland v Wigan: 3-0
Fletcher to keep scoring. Wigan to keep whinging.

Manchester United v Tottenham: 1-2
Yes it’s Chris Foy the referee. Yes he will give United a penalty. And yes United will miss it.
"Seriously worried about United’s midfield" (no not this season, I said this FIVE years ago). Anyway, the granny shagger is back so maybe the game can be played away from Spurs’ more dominant and better balanced midfield. Says a lot when United's player of the season so far is Rafael!!!!
United have yet more injuries. Saw a stat this morning. In the last three FULL seasons, United have had 50 (FIFTY) players injured for six weeks or more. Fergie, forget sorting the midfield out get rid of your medical staff!!!
Difficult game to call. Spurs have a shocking record at the Theatre of Dreams but United are currently playing shockingly bad. Spurs to win it late...................

Aston Villa v West Brom: 3-3
Brummy derby. Give a shit.