Tuesday, March 22, 2016

FFL Week 28

United the top team in Manchester. Klopp flops. Omonia Youth U11 win again.......if Carlsberg did weekends blah, blah, blah. 


We are at the business end of the season now and Leicester remain top but Spurs still chasing....hard. Arsenal fans can console themselves with beating a team even Loony LvGs Embryos beat 3-0.


While most of us expected city to eventually drop out of the top four I don't think anyone thought it could be Manchester City - surely a candidate for 'how the fuck did you let that happen?' end of season (alternative) awards?


Top score this week and winner of the Marcus “please don’t let me be another Macheda” Rashford award goes to Nick PC with a rather impressive 19 points, thanks to a double from Mane which had me cheering ecstatically. 


While Nick rejoices, Theo curses, landing this week’s Manuel “where did it all go wrong?” Pellegrini award for bottom score of the week, -4.


Gap at the top increased slightly to 39 as I manage to become the first manger this season to rack up three figure scores for each of defence, midfield and attack. 


With 8 games left, nothing has been decided, with all financially lucrative positions still up for grabs.

 

Diff

 

Total Points

Defence

Midfield

Attack

 

1st

Mike

332

103

129

100

39

2nd

James

293

99

154

69

66

3rd

Nick Ath

266

96

96

74

74

4th

Harry

258

29

107

122

81

5th

Stathis

251

94

72

79

130

6th

Sid

202

50

99

50

147

7th

Theo

185

8

111

66

150

8th

Don

182

93

44

43

163

9th

Nick Ach

169

72

73

24

 

International week next week.


Until then…….


Your Chaiman

Thursday, March 17, 2016

FFL Week 27

Just a few games last week.


James closes the gap at the top thanks to a Spurs clean sheet (six points). McNick and Harry are fighting tit-for-tat for third place as both score 9 points, who with along with James, take the Shinji “well look at that” Okazaki award for top score.


Sid, Nick PC and Don score zero and take the Rafa “go compare, go compare” Benitez award for shit score of the week.


Table:

Diff

 

Total Points

Defence

Midfield

Attack

 

1st

Mike

319

96

123

100

35

2nd

James

284

95

149

66

58

3rd

Nick Ath

261

95

94

72

67

4th

Harry

252

29

107

116

77

5th

Stathis

242

88

72

79

127

6th

Sid

192

46

96

47

133

7th

Theo

186

97

44

43

140

8th

Don

179

12

103

64

169

9th

Nick Ach

150

64

65

21

 

One transfer to note:


McNick –

Shaqiri OUT Shelvey IN

Tuesday, March 08, 2016

FFL Week 26

With 9 games left, Leicester find themselves in a position of strength, leading the Premier League by five points having been the beneficiaries of the two match week this past seven days. 

 

Their consistency in selection, attitude and application is a triumph thus far and as consistent as Arsenal’s perennial collapse as the Ides of March approach.

 

Looking at the games left, Spurs have a tough run-in and only have four home games left while Leicester have five and next play a team in the current top six as far away as April 16th. Arsenal still have to go to West Ham, City and Everton while City themselves have a derby and Chelsea to contend with……………interesting times.

 

Games to go:

Leicester

Spurs

Arsenal

City

Mar 14: Newcastle (h)

Mar 19: Cry Palace (a)

Apr 2: Southampton (h)

Apr 9: Sunderland (a)

Apr 16: West Ham (h)

Apr 23: Swansea (h)

Apr 30: Man. United (a)

May 7: Everton (h)

May 15: Chelsea (a)

 

Mar 12: Aston Villa (a)

Mar 19: Bournemouth (h)

Apr 2: Liverpool (a)

Apr 9: Man United (h)

Apr 16: Stoke (a)

Apr 23: West Brom (h)

Apr 30: Chelsea (a)

May 7: Southampton (h)

May 15: Newcastle (a)

Mar 12: West Brom (h)

Mar 19: Everton (a)

Apr 2: Watford (h)

Apr 9: West Ham (a)

Apr 16: Cry Palace (h)

Apr 23: Sunderland (a)

Apr 30: Norwich (h)

May 7: Man City (a)

May 15: Aston Villa (h)

Mar 12: Norwich (a)

Mar 20: Man United (h)

Apr 2: Bournemouth (a)

Apr 9: West Brom (h)

Apr 16: Chelsea (a)

Apr 23: Stoke (h)

Apr 30: Southampton (a)

May 7: Arsenal (h)

May 15: Swansea (a)

TBA: Newcastle (a)

 




Last week’s real world events were largely mirrored in the XXI edition of the DWC where James’ 14 points were not enough to close the gap at the top as I top scored with 23 to win this week’s Riyad ‘and another one’ Mahrez award for top score.

 

McNick consolidates third place with a healthy 20 points as rival for the £40 prize wither withered away; Stathi scoring 7 and Harry only 5.

 

Bottom score this week and recipient of the Arsene ‘will I ever learn?’ Wenger award goes to Nick PC with a fat ZERO.

 

Table

 

Diff

 

Total Points

Defence

Midfield

Attack

 

1st

Mike

316

93

123

100

41

2nd

James

275

64

146

52

64

3rd

Nick Ath

252

89

91

72

73

4th

Harry

243

29

104

110

80

5th

Stathis

236

82

72

79

124

6th

Sid

192

52

96

47

133

7th

Theo

183

94

41

43

137

8th

Don

179

12

103

64

166

9th

Nick Ach

150

64

55

21

 

 

Current team of the season:

 

TOP TEAM

Manager

GK

HART

24

Stathi

FB

BELLERIN

30

Mike

FB

MONREAL

25

Nick PC

CB

ALDERWEIRELD

38

McNick

CB

SMALLING

29

McNick

MID

OZIL

51

James

MID

BARKLEY

40

Harry

MID

PAYET

38

Don

MID

FIRMINHO

38

Don

STR

LUKAKU

66

Mike

STR

KANE

55

Harry

SUB1

VARDY (10)

55

Don

SUB2

MAHREZ

55

Mike

SUB3

DE BRUYNE (0)

33

Stathi

SUB4

IGHALO (25)

30

Theo

SUB5

MARTIAL (0)

29

Stathi

 

 





No transfers to report and given the games United have coming up, it may have to fall on someone else to update next week. A two legged tie against the vermin sandwiches the FA Cup tie v West Ham and then the derby. Self-harm may be an option. 

 

Your worryingly,

 

Chairman P