FFL Week 30

Are Leicester REALLY going to do it? 

 

A seven point lead with five games to go is a strong position to be in and the clean sheets they are keeping is making it difficult for Spurs to close the gap.

 

Arsenal are just, well, being Arsenal. When Wenger finally decides to hang up his duvet jacket (unzipped of course), I’m sure the next man in charge will look to rectify the defensive fragilities and mental weaknesses that have blighted the last decade at the Emirates. 

 

Old Trafford? The asylum more like. What was Loony VG thinking? Young as a centre forward? Mata as a right winger to try and contain Rose? FFS, sick and tired of him – get Jose in NOW……….

 

As for FFL, I win this week’s Louis ‘it’s not my fault, it’s the philoshophy, the playersh, the shky and bacon I had this morning which ish to blame’ van Gaal award for shit week with a Matteo Darmian-esque score of -1.

 

The lead at the top is therefore cut to 52 points with James scoring 6 but it is McNick with a high of 15 and this week’s recipient of the Jamie ‘chat shit, get points’ Vardy award for top score of the week. He closes the gap to second to a measly three. Still all to play for.

 

Table:

 

Diff			Total Points	Defence	Midfield	Attack
	1st	Mike	353	119	134	100
52	2nd	James	301	102	162	69
55	3rd	Nick Ath	298	109	107	82
74	4th	Harry	279	35	109	135
86	5th	Stathis	267	97	79	82
135	6th	Sid	218	59	106	50
144	7th	Nick Ach	209	83	89	32
157	8th	Don	196	10	114	72
171	9th	Theo	182	93	44	43

 

Transfer:

 

Mirroring the annual auction, Nick PC makes his move at about the time when most have lost interest:

Henderson OUT Lesbian Nasri IN

 

Current Teams:

	THEO	JAMES	DON	SID	MIKE	STATHI	Nick PC	McNick	HARRY
GK	CECH	MIGNOLET	VORM	HOWARD	DE GEA	HART	FABIANSKI	COURTOIS	STEKELENBURG
FB	CLYNE	SOARES	ZABALETA	ROSE	AZPILICUETA	DARMIAN	IVANOVIC	COLEMAN	KOLAROV
FB	BAINES	SAGNA	CRESSWELL	JOHNSON	BELLERIN	WALKER	MONREAL	CLICHY	NAUGHTON
CB	VAN DIJK	MANGALA	CAHILL	KOSCIELNY	OTTAMENDI	ZOUMA	EVANS	SMALLING	DANN
CB	KOMPANY	DIER	SKRTEL	STONES	VERTONGHEN	SAKHO	GABRIEL	ALDERWEIRELD	MERTESACKER
MID	DEMBELE	RAMSEY	FABREGAS	STERLING	SILVA	HAZARD	MATA	SIGURDSSON	WILLIAN
MID	CABAYE	OZIL	DEPAY	WALCOTT	COUTINHO	DE BRUYNE	NASRI	TADIC	ARNAUTOVIC
MID	TOWNSEND	WIJNALDUM	FIRMINHO	TOURE	MAHREZ	MILNER	PEDRO	SHELVEY	LINGARD
MID	REDMOND	OSCAR	PAYET	ERIKSEN	DEULOFEU	LANZINI	MANE	LAMELA	BARKLEY
STR	IGHALO	BENTEKE	VARDY	SAKHO	LUKAKU	GIROUD	PELLE	SANCHEZ	KANE
STR	AUSTIN	AFOBE	BERAHINO	DEENEY	ROONEY	MARTIAL	STURRIDGE	COSTA	AGUERO

 

And so to next week……

 

Your chairman