Monday, May 21, 2007

Pieri scoops third FFL title

It was an FFL formality, but etiquette demands that we wait for the proper end to the season before handing the trophy over to Mike. Commiserations to Nick who appeared to be running away with it at one point, only to falter when it really counted.

Looking back on the season, you have to say that the acquisition of Robbie Keane was crucial. He scored 53 points since his transfer and was arguably the best striker in the Premiership in the last couple of months. Cech also played his part but some might rue letting Mike get him back so easily after his injury. Overall, a solid defence (Cech, Finnan and Ferdinand especially) and an excellent, consistent forward line (Rooney and Keane) made up for a very poor midfield. Once again, Mike has proved a determined and prescient manager and thoroughly deserves his third trophy [round of applause].

As for Nick, the transfers didn't quite work out (apart from Downing perhaps). Agger and Riise were excellent buys (especially since no one really fancied Agger) and Arteta was an astute choice too. Yakubu was raking in the points up until Easter, then gave up. If you want to blame anyone it has to be him, although Ballack was the laziest cunt in the league.

James's team hung around for much of the season and looked like launching a challenge for a while. Although nearly all his players were consistent, only Pedersen hit a really big score. Taylor was a great buy but the rest hit the 20s and 30s. Had Johnson and Bent been fit for the whole season though, he would probably have taken it.

As for the rest of us, not good enough is the verdict. That's why this game is so great. The final table looks like this:



Total Points Diff
1st Mike 404
2nd Nick Ach 395 9
3rd James 387 17
4th Nick Ath 349 55
5th Sid 341 63
6th Steve 336 68
7th Rico 310 94
8th Donald 288 116
9th Theo 266 138
10th Stathi 243 161

Incidentally, my spreadsheet died again after the last Premiership week. If it had happened a week earlier, there would have been no final table. Not from me anyway.

Also, I really can't be fucked with the scores again next season. Someone else's turn methinks.

6 comments:

Collars Up said...

Quality summary Nick. Another point to add - it seems that 400 points is the benchmark for winning the title. Oh and Wembley is quality but there are still not enough toilets.

Smiling Assassin said...

400 points is usually the Promised Land. Maybe the lack of toilets was the reason for the enormous one taking place on the pitch. Worst FA Cup final in history, even worse than Everton's win in 1995.

Collars Up said...

I out it down to Fergie's 'Mourinho Complex' or a general 'Big Game Complex' (as also witnessed in Milan and numerous Champions LEague aways in the last 5 years. Fergie has this thing about playing 451 and against a team on saturday that play with six behind the ball, leaving Rooney up front by himslef was a tragic dereliction of duty. This is NOT the United way. Oh and Fletcher(son) also played!

Collars Up said...

I forgot to say - 'prescient' - quality word!

Mighty Mouse said...

Don't blame Fergie. The game was sh*te because of Chelsea - again. The way I see things, if you look at the top four teams in the country there are two that want to win by playing well and beating the other lot (three teams who aspire to this if you include the fifth best team...), and two that want to win by stopping the other lot from playing. From a fan's perspective we can only hope that its the first style that wins. And you know that this post wouldn't be complete without a quote:

"The great fallacy is that the game is first and last about winning. It is nothing of the kind. The game is about glory, it is about doing things in style and with a flourish, about going out and beating the other lot, not waiting for them to die of boredom."

May be Mssrs Moaninho and Benitez should have that tattooed on their bloody foreheads!

And yes, prescient is a great word.

Collars Up said...

That must be some kind of record - the same quote (Danny B's) appearing in the blog at least twice!
It was Fergie's fault. We are the champions for fucks sake. We should have GONE FOR THEM. But no lets play Rooney up front by himself. Lets continue with Giggs because he is captain and for sentiments sake Fergie wanted him on the pitch as long as possible. As for Fletcher. Pass (something he can't do in addition to run at medium pace, head etc etc......) The only tactic on Saturday? Knock it long to Ronaldo on the LEFT so he can take on Ferriera and lets see what happens! Rubbish. Utter rubbish.