Weekend Predictions

After midweek shenanigans, goals and the rest, here is this weekend’s predictions

United – Arsenal 3-1

The big match sees RvP welcome his old club, the club he captained, the club who wouldn’t pay him his worth and the club he won nothing with. Will he get booed? Who cares?

Arsenal have the league’s best defence, United the best attack. Something has to give today.

Nailed on RvP will score and his reaction / celebration will say much about whether he is a total cunt or a little cunt.

Cazorla has been a bit quiet of late but expect him and Wiltshire to have a complete field day in the middle of the park where there used to be a United midfield.
Don’t fancy Santos’ chances against Valencia and United’s best chance of winning is to simply go toe-to-toe with Arsenal – much like last season and surtp[risngly how they beat Chelsea last weekend.

Fulham v Everton: 2-1
Could be a good game this. Fulham good at home and the folly of getting rid of Jol continues to grate on many Spurs fans. Three draws on the trot for Everton and Fulham just 2 points behind them in 7^th place I take Fulham to edge this.  

Norwich v Stoke: 1-2
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame. A Championship game. Next please.

Sunderland v Aston Villa: 2-0
Sunderland to win. O’Neill will win against Villa.

Swansea v Chelsea: 1-1
Chelsea. Where do we start? Against racism since last Sunday, but ended on Wednesday. A moronic series of events have turned everyone against the rentboys. The vitriol on the face of many Chelsea fans was a sight to behold n Wednesday as every pro Clattenburg chant was sung by United. A team that in the Capital Two Cup ended the macth with probably 7 starters for today’s game against one for United says much about Di Matteo.
He clearly doesn;t pick the team, doesn’t buy the players, doesn;t choose the captain. He even has to be babysat during press conferences. What the fuck does he do apart from spout shit?
Anyway, with Mata possibly injured away to Swansea may not be an easy game. A draw?

Tottenham Hotspur v Wigan: 4-0
AVB divides opinion. There are those hate him and there are those that REALLY hate him. Midweek was a bit of a disaster. At home this should be an easy three points. Maybe not the 9-1 of a few seasons back but certainly a goal fest. Please play Adebayor you ginger twat.

West Ham v Manchester City: 1-3
Come on the ‘ammers.

QPR v Reading: 3-1
Finally QPR to get a win. Reading are Tesco-value team. In fact their strip is very Tesco-value.

Liverpool v Newcastle: 3-3
How will Brenten Rodgers have spun the midweek defeat? Joe Cole was bu all account shockingly bad. Goals are a problem but at home Liverpool will edge this one. Suarez more than any other player has shouldered reposnoibility for carrying the team. Skills and goals he is easily their best player. As for Newcastle, can someone please smash Pardew in teh facec? Smug git. Still, attacking-wise the barcodes are good and will exploit Liverpoo’s backline. High scoring draw.

West Brom v Southampton: 1-0
I like West Brom. Will win this and continue their good form. Southampton? Poor, very, very poor.