Friday, February 17, 2012

Transfer

One transfer this week:

Stathi
Henderson OUT McClean IN

Monday, February 13, 2012

FFL week 23...........

Another big week for Nick PC who closes the gap at the top to 50 but should have been more.

Surprisingly the official site had Arteta AND Adam as giving assists on Saturday but today they have decided they didn't. Happens all the time to be honest but the gap could have been smaller.

Nick's 15 points was matched by James' thanks to an Odemwingie hat-trick and a goal a CS for Klingnon head.

DP's challenge is faltering with Stathi moving into third but 64 points off top spot.

Bottom score this week goes to McNick and DP with 2.

Table:

















FA Cup next week

FA Cup update

'Boro - Sunderland replay last week yielded three points for Harry courtesy of Ssegenon (why the fuck did I get rid??????)

Moves him into second place:

Tuesday, February 07, 2012

FFL Week 22......................

Double points this week after a midweek programme as well as weekend games.

Nothing much happened apart from a buck-toothed cunt kicking the shit out of a fellow pro and getting just a yellow card.

Bale being the ONLY player this season to be booked for simulation TWICE.

Arsenal smash seven past a hapless Blackburn.

Oh, and Terry is stripped of the England captaincy.

At the time of writing 'arry has avoided jail time.......................for now.

FFL-wise I extend my lead at the top by a point even though Nick PC top scored with a joint season highest weekly score of 26. This saw him leapfrog DP into second after he only scored measly 11. Harry was pipped to the weekly top prize by just two points.

This week's Kenny "stop going about about Suarez and the your insane, wrong and frankly myopic view that the buck toothed cheat shouldn't have got banned" Dalglish award for utter stupidity goes to McNick who fresh from toppping the FA Cup table last week, bottom scored this week with a rather shitty 2 points (-6 defensive points from Cech, Ivanovic and Rafael certainly didn't help)

Here is the table:


















Transfers this weeks:

Nick PC
Berbatov OUT Papiss Cisse IN

Me
Nasri OUT Oxlade-Chamberlain IN (beating Nick PC's bid of Arteta by 0.7m)

Sunday, January 29, 2012

FA Cup 4th Round.................

Here is the table:

Also includes number of players currently left for each manager.

McNick in top spot and with most players left in the competition along with harry and Nick PC.

Three-way tie for second, nine points behind McNick.




















No transfers last week.

Regards

Your Chairman

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Week 21.............


















On a weekend where Manchester cemented their poisiton at the top of the table, my abiding memory of the football was the Emirates crowd booing................yes booing their manager's subsitution. Fuck me, having heard that I don't blame Arshavin for waving Valencia through to set up what proved to be the winner.

Fickle fans who want instant gratification. Do Arsenal fans REALLY want Wenger out? They have no fullbacks. NO. FULLBACKS. And playing against a team with two top class wide men, was always going to difficult.

Just before RvP scored I thought Oxlade-Chamberlain was starting to look leggy and him going off didn't really susprise but what Walcott has on Wenger must be HUGE. How he consistently stays on for 90 minutes and gets a start God only knows. O-C looks a player whereas Walcott still runs in straight lines. A sprinter told to play football.

At Middle-Eastlands how the fuck did Balotelli stay on the pitch? So it puts to bed once and for all that Howard Webb is closet Red - he's simply SHIT.

STAMP

Elsewhere Liverpool continue their march towards mid-table mediocrity.

















Anyway, FFL-wise I extend my lead at the top thanks to an 11 point haul in contrast to DP's 1 (due in the main to a total of -6 thanks to Walker and Krull). Nick PC fairs even worse with a fat ZERO and must be ruing he decision to swap Zamora (nine points this week) with the bench warming Berbatov.

Top score this week goes to McNick with 18 points that elevates him from last to eighth. Champion TC is now bottom.

This week's Howard "shit ref, thats is all" Webb award for, well being really, really shit goes to Sid who picked up -2.

Here is the table:

















Transfers, if any, after tomorrow's deadline.

Next week it's the Cup and I bet Liverpool turn up for their Cup Final............................

Regards

Your Chairman

Saturday, January 21, 2012

With a name like that.................

It was only a matter of time before he scored one wasn't it?

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Week 20......

In two weeks DP has amassed 30 points. Title rivals Nick PC and me have only scored 9 and 11 respectively.

With only 63 points covering the top four, it's still up for grabs.

It is indeed a marathon not a sprint!

I win the Ayegbini "even though I didn't go to the African Cup of Nations I thought I'd still get sent off for a straight red, get banned for three games and piss Mike off" Yakubu award for shitness with 1 point.

Table:

















Transfers after Monday's match................do I wish for a city clean sheet for fantasy sake or win for Wigan for United's (and Spurs!) sake????

Regards

Your jittery chairman

Third Round of the FA Cup

The reason why a separate FA Cup comeptition was debated is jusitifed in the best way possible after the Third Round.

Bottom of the heap in the league but top of the table in the FA Cup - it has given McNick a new impetus and greater interest in this season's fantasy edition of the beautiful game.




















FA Cup Fourth Round Draw
  • Brighton or Wrexham v Newcastle
  • Hull City v Crawley Town
  • Dag & Red or Millwall v Southampton
  • Sunderland v Middlesbrough
  • MK Dons or QPR v Chelsea
  • West Brom v Norwich City
  • Blackpool v Sheffield Wednesday
  • Arsenal v Aston Villa
  • Stevenage v Notts County
  • Watford v Tottenham Hotspur
  • Liverpool v Manchester United
  • Derby County v Stoke City
  • Everton v Fulham
  • Macclesfield or Bolton v Swansea City
  • Sheffield United v Birmingham City or Wolves
  • Nottm Forest or Leicester City v Swindon Town
Ties to take place on the weekend of 28/29 January.

No transfers for this weeks league games.