Week 16

In an interview after the game the gifted lazy arse pikey claimed "Its just like my mum says, you don't get one car to stop for ages and then you get to squidgy five in a row !!"

Berbs again wakes up for DP who was this week's Pep Guardiola with 24 points. This brings him within 4 points of Theo, the new leader of the pack. McNick who continues to maether about a player he could have out bid me for if he really wanted to (Cahill) still remains second. The "Not So Special One" this week was James with a big old zero.

No transfers this week.

The Chairman

Week 15

Allegedly certain senior players at Chelski were the reason for the departure of Uncle Fester. They questioned what value he added to the club. Who else can light a bulb in their mouth?


Hopefully his departure will lead to a slight demise with the Moody Blues.

A bit like the top of the Premier League, there were no major gains on the top two. Donald was this week's Owen Coyle with 14 points. Tevez again reviving his famished scoreline with a bucket full of points. I was second (13 points) thanks to the Elmader-Davies combo meal ticket. John was the recipient of the dodgy curry with -4 points.

Two transfers this week. Theo transfers one Spurs player for another. Jermaine "leaps like a salmon" Defoe for Peter "Spider Legs" Crouch. I 've gone Brummie bringing in Ridgewell for Cuellar. If you all click on the table below you will see this weeks points and the transfers to date. I am aware that some of you may have made purchases belonging to others.

The Chairman

Is this worse than Rocket Ronnie's miss?

Judge for yourselves...

http://uk.video.yahoo.com/watch/8566107/23052785

Week 14

Because of his superior skills PE teacher, Gwyn Morris had to write special rules. These restricted Bale to playing one touch football and not using his left foot. No wonder our Gareth is so bloody scary !! He could do it all by the time he was 12 !!

Despite every other Spurs defender being in negative figures, Gareth keeps doing the business for Nick. He takes the lead after a barnstorming week , which sees him score 34 points. Big contributions from Bale(7), Downing(7) Hart(6) and Sagna (6). My second place 19 point score is not really worth mentioning in comparison. Donald was Roberto Mancini with a single point in this two game week.



Two transfers by Stathis. Robinson out, Not so Flappyhandski (Fabianski) in. Ireland out, Albrighton in. I get rid of Giggs ( I bet he is back next week) for Jarvis.

The Chairman

Week 13

With plenty of defensive lapses its been a low scoring week. This weeks Roy Hodgsons are Stathis and Mike with 10 points each. Kevin Davies (8) doing the business for Mr Marneros, which sees him gradually creep up on Rico and James. Mike moves closer to the top thanks to a Torres brace. The Harry "I insist on playing a lone striker who has not scored a single league goal this season" Redknapps were Theo and Rico with big fat zilches.

Two transfers this week. Nick "still banging on about Cahill" McAth ditches Pienaar for Kuyt. Mike with no opposition buys back Balotelli for Dembele. Will it be the curse of the buy-backs. It struck on more than one occasion with a certain Gary Neville !!

The Chairman

Week 12

This photo just about sums up this duffoid !!

Its been a return to form for the FFL thoroughbreds Nick and Mike. Nick was this week's Chris Houghton with 20 points and a wide range of scorers. His major contributors were Vidic (6), Dempsey(6) and Carroll (4). Mike with 17 points continues his resurgence with the aid of a Kevin Nolan hat trick. I was this week's three legged donkey trailing with a horrible 3 points. As we reach quarter of the way through the season, Theo leads the pack in pursuit of his second FFL title, but its very early days.

No transfers this week.

The Chairman