Week Six Transfers.........

This week's transfers..............

A fight between TC and Stathi for Junior Hoilett. Stathi offered Jordan ("save me, save, I'm drowning and out of my depth") Henderson but as he is only valued at 3.8m (real-life value IMO!!), but he was outbid by Champion TC who offered Johnson (value 4.4m) Not a good couple of days for SM with Tevez acting like the cunt he really is.................

Anyway confirmed transfers:

DP
OUT: Riise; IN Walker

TC
OUT: Johnson; IN Hoilett

OUT: Kuyt; IN Drenthe

Finally, for what it's worth, my prediction for the weekend's big match:

THFC 3-1 AFC

(Adebayor to get a least one goal and again cause uproar among his former fans)

Week Six

In anticipation of another heavy week of marking you can't get quicker service than this - just hours after the final whistle in the final game of the weekend!

This week's manager of the week is Nick PC with a hefty 16 but still leaves him double figures behind early pace-setter DP who himself scored a healthy 12.

Brothers Pieri are a mere seven points behind in joint second thanks to 10 pts (Rico) and 11 pts (me) scored this week.

Harry gets his best weekly total so far meaning that the Peter 'I'll play it safe and not give a pen when it is a pen and not send off Woodgate even though I should 'cos I'm playing it safe but I'm actually a shit ref and bottle every big decision' Walton award goes to reigning champion TC with a rather pathetic ONE.

Interesting stats (for me anyway)

Total points scored for all managers in three areas are as follows:

Defence: 120 (total players 50)
Midfield: 162 (total players 40)
Attack: 165 (total players 20)

Giving average points per player in each area as follows:
Defence: 2.4
Midfield: 4.05
Attack: 8.25

Attackers doing much better defenders and midfielders put together. The conclusion? Myself, James, and TC are fucked. Between us our 'attackers' have scored 20 points. Contrast this with Rico's South American superstar frontline of 37!

Here is the (full) table with added extra bit:

















I'll check transfers (if any) during the week and post them.

Regards

Your referee-hating, stats-loving chairman

Week Five

Another week, yet more goals conceded.

Apologies for taking ages to update but marking, footy after school, going to see Michael Johnson and falling ill this week have taken their toll. An eventful week and even though the Scousers got SMASHED and United tamed the rent boys the highlight was seeing my Year 10 football team play their first ESFA National Cup match and spank a team from Lewisham 10 - 0!!!!

Having just also signed a new student from Leyton Orient's Centre of Excellence I am beaming and with the possibility of an Arsenal centreback coming.............well!!!

In the world of FFL, this season looks like being won by the team that leaks the least as well as scores the most.

Every manager leaked goals except for Champion TC. But as he only gained 2 points from Bendtner he was far from manager of the week.

Leaked points this week:
James: -4
DP: -5
Sid: -6
Pieri: -7
Stath: -4
Nick PC: -10
McNick: -7
Rico: -3
Harry: -6

Manager of the week was Stathi with 8.

Here is the table:

















Nine points cover the top six places. Cannot rule anyone out at this stage in such a strange FFL season.

Transfers:

Nick PC
OUT Jones IN Zamora

Myself and Sid battled it out for the services of Newcastle's Cabaye. Sid submitted Pedersen and I opted to get rid of Sssegnon. Both players are valued at £3.9m but as I submitted my bid over two and half hours before Sid, I get the player. Woohoo! So...........

Pieri
OUT Sessegnon IN Cabaye


Hopefully I can get my homework marked earlier so that I can update earlier!

Regards your chairman..........

Week 4

Sincere apologies for the delay.............difficult week.

Manager of the week - James and TC both score 16 points.

Gap at the top closes after DP's paltry 6.

Table:





Plenty of transfers again this week.

DP
Gomes OUT, Begovic IN

TC
Benayoun OUT, Arshavin IN

Harry
Cleverely OUT, Meireles IN

Sid
Davies (cunting fouling bastard) OUT Agbonlahor IN

That is all

Your (amateur referee hating) Chairman....................