Friday, February 22, 2008

Ridiculous skills.............



By the way, the other guy is at Spurs - teaching tricks and stuff to youngsters. Good at tricks but can't play football!

Thursday, February 21, 2008

So sad.......................

Sad to hear what happened to him today:

Gazza sectioned

Lets remember him for what he was good at:



Absolute legend

No-one does interviews like him. He could not go higher in my estiamation bt near the end he says, with his eyes welling up: "'till the last minutes of my life I will love this club"



Shit, I got a lump in my throat watching it last night.................................

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Writing on the back of dirty white vans………..

“This van is cleaned by the NHS”

“Also available in white”

“I wish my wife was this dirty”

“Following me, I’m going dogging”

“Please pass quietly, illegal immigrants sleeping”

“No immigrants are left in this van overnight”

“Not satisfied with my driving? Then please call 0800 fuck yourself”

“Dirty? You should see my arse!”

“Cleaned by Stevie Wonder”

“This isn't just dirt, this is M&S dirt” (On a M&S lorry!)

Any others?

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

FFL Week 25

Told you last week that the gap closing on Stathi didn't matter!

Nani not only probably ended the first team career of Hoyte at Arsenal but also handed Rico second place with an individual 7 point haul.

Sid, with his two Liverpool defenders and Toure in his backline left him with the dubious honour of having the season's lowest weekly score: -5, to slip further behind.

No transfers. Here is the table:


1st Stathi 376
79 2nd Rico 297
83 3rd Mike 293
100 4th Sid 276
143 5th James 233
146 6th Nick PC 230
154 7th Nick Ath 222
163 8th Don 213
204 9th Theo 172


I have stayed quiet on the weekend's events but like a rumbling volcano, today is the day to explode:

Q1. Why has the FA not charged Gallas for kicking out?
A1. He plays for Arsenal

Q2. Why did Flamini get away with a scandalous lunge at Nani with a clear 15 yeard run up?
A2. He plays for Arsenal

Q3. Why were the Sunday newspapers more concerned with Nani juggling the ball rather than Wenger's utter contempt for the FA Cup?
A3: It's Arsenal

Q4. Nani showboating? Give me a break. Watch it again. What should he have done? Boot the ball into row Z? He controlled the ball, kept it away from an opponent while running towards his goal, laid it off and then has to hurdle Flamini's atrocious challenge. Why?
A4: It's Arsenal. Remember when Pires and Henry tried THAT penalty? That my friends is showboating. What did the media say? Wonderfully inventive blah, blah, blah. That was more disrespectful in my opinion.

Q5: Talking about respect, Wenger claimed Nani tried to 'humiliate' his team. Really?
A5: The biggest disrespect that happened around Saturday's match was Wenger and his team not showing up. Tell that to my mate who paid in excess of £40 for a ticket, £3 for a programme, £25 travel and £15 for beer and food and then see Adebayor, Flamini and Clichy on the bench and more worryingly Traore and Hoyte on the pitch. Injuries? Oh yes. That's why the claimed hamstring injuries that kept the Elepahnt washer's son and Flamini wearing four layers of tracksuit finally saw them come on with 15 minutes to go when the game was finished and the temperature was -5 degress C pitchside. Very professorial Mr Wenger.

Also, just accept defeat. Please. For once. Just once. Moreover Wenger and his side should not lecture on respect and humiliation. Why? Pizzagate.

And finally, are Arsenal as a club under Wenger not the ones who religiously preach the virtues of the beautiful game and condemn anything contray to this? (Ask Allardyce when at Bolton for example). Does the display on saturday on the pitch and afterwards in interviews not contradict this? (the term is 'sour grapes')

They are the team the media creams its pants over whenever they put together a move of 5 or more passes. Hello, Arsenal did not INVENT 'pretty football'.

Rant over - I feel better now. I await your abuse!

Carry on Adebayor.............

Comprehension made easy...........

Monday, February 18, 2008

Sunday, February 17, 2008

If Carlsberg made FA Cup Sixth Rounds.....................

they would go something like this......................



The look on Phil Thompson's face! Priceless.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

FFL Week 24

Here are the scores before the FA Cup weekend.

No transfers.

Gap closes at the top to 74. But nothing to worry Stathi

Diff Total Points
1st Stathi 365
74 2nd Mike 291
81 3rd Rico 284
84 4th Sid 281
132 5th James 233
141 6th Nick PC 224
143 7th Nick Ath 222
154 8th Don 211
204 9th Theo 161

Saturday, February 09, 2008

FFL Transfers

Transfers confirmed for this weekend..............

A three-way battle for Jermaine Defoe. Nick tried to do a Harry and get rid of Benjani but as he was only worth 5.7m he was beaten by McNick who chose to get rid of Agbonlahor (value 6.1m). However, he also was beaten to the capture of Defoe by Sid who finally gets rid of Shevchenko (value 7.1).

Nick does get manage to get rid of Bale for Hutton.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

RIP
















The Flowers of Manchester..................................................

6th February 1958

3:04pm

Friday, February 01, 2008

FFL update (weeks 21, 22 and 22.5!

As promised, after putting nehind me the my appeal to the FA, here are teh updates including the midweek games (hence teh 22.5)

On the appeal, I ahve just realised, if that fat scouse *&^**&**/ reads it then I have no chance. In fact 84 days will very easily become 84 years!!!

Anyway, no commentary today. Just the table:

Diff Total Points
1st Stathi 350
78 2nd Rico 272
84 3rd Mike 266
93 4th Sid 257
132 5th Nick PC 218
137 6th Nick Ath 213
137 7th James 213
151 8th Don 199
192 9th Theo 158

Transfers:

Me: Ben Haim OUT Skrtel IN (don't ask!)
Sid: Lehmann OUT Hart IN
McNick: Kapo OUT McFadden IN

I promised myself I would not publish a post and mention how Liverpool fans embraced their American owners when they came, but now want them out after they realised they would mortgage their club to the tune of £30m of interest payments A YEAR! And they still have to find the money to build a new stadium. Karma is a wonderful thing...................................oops!

In the meantime...

...Wise joins Keegan at Newcastle:


...and Stathi is spotted on a glacier in Patagonia:

RE: FFL

No scores Mr Chairman? I guess I am the only one who cares??!
Your 84 day KOPA ban should have freed some of your time??!!