Tuesday, March 30, 2010

FFL Week 32

Firstly, sorry for yet another delay. Actually, fuck it, I'm not sorry at all. It's a pain in the arse.

Secondly, it's been an astonishing, record-breaking week. It's your year when a defender you took a punt on bags heaps of points and doesn't play when his team gets humped. It's your year when you make 2 substitutions and they both chip in with points immediately. It's you year when Frank Lampard scores 21 (twenty-one) points in a single gameweek. It's your year when you score 55 (fifty-five) points in said gameweek. Here's how he did it:

Reina 5
Clichy 2
Insua 3
Jagielka 6
Cuellar 0 (avoiding -6)
Lampard 21
SWP 0
Cahill 3
Valencia 0
Tevez 9
Carew 6

And the table:

FFL 2009/10
LEAGUE TABLE
Diff Total Points
1st Sid 426
82 2nd Don 344
94 3rd Stathi 332
## 4th Theo 316
## 5th Nick Ath 311
## 6th James 298
## 7th Mike 296
## 8th Rico 285
## 9th Nick Ach 268

Only 2 players within 100 points. The biggest whitewash in our short history.

Transfers:

Sid: Carew, Jagielka IN, Saha, Gallas OUT.
Stathi: Nani IN, Petrov OUT.

Your Chairman

Thursday, March 18, 2010

FFL Week 30

For those of you still following this farce of a season, here's the table:


FFL 2009/10
LEAGUE TABLE

Diff
Total Points

1st Sid 366
41 2nd Don 325
45 3rd Stathi 321
69 4th Theo 297
80 5th Nick Ath 286
90 6th Mike 276
96 7th Rico 270
99 8th James 267
## 9th Nick Ach 246

I bought Clint Dempsey for Pikey Hunt and Gary Neville for Wes Brown. Fuck knows why.

Your Chairman

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

FFL Week 29

As things stand:

FFL 2009/10
LEAGUE TABLE
Diff Total Points
1st Sid 361
56 2nd Don 305
61 3rd Stathi 300
79 4th Theo 282
84 5th Nick Ath 277
94 6th Rico 267
99 7th Mike 262
## 8th James 255
## 9th Nick Ach 240

One transfer to report: Mike buys Pavlychenko for Crouch. The battle of the siblings is really hotting up now.

Your Chairman

Thursday, March 04, 2010

RE: Chrissy Waddle gives it to you straight...

Former England winger Chris Waddle has launched a savage attack on Theo Walcott.

According to Waddle, a pundit for BBC Radio Five Live for England's win over Egypt on Wednesday night, the Arsenal forward does not possess a football brain and hasn't developed his game since his 2006 transfer from Southampton to the Emirates.

"People keep saying he's young but Wayne Rooney understood the game at 16, 17," Waddle told The Times. "I've never seen any difference in Walcott since he was at Southampton and broke into the team at a very young age.

"I've never seen him develop. He just doesn't understand the game for me - where to be running, when to run inside a full back, when to just play a one-two. It's all off the cuff.

"I just don't think he's got a football brain and he's going to have problems. Let's be honest, good defenders would catch him offside every time. I just don't know whether he studies the game, learns the game, or what. He's at a great club where they play fantastic football week-in, week-out, and I'm just surprised he's never developed his game.

"I'm surprised Walcott was in the squad. He doesn't play a lot of football, he hasn't done anything. he hasn't done anything for a long time and I think Croatia was a one-off."


Here here Mr W, totally agree!!