FFL Week 33

	FFL 2009/10 LEAGUE TABLE
Diff			Total Points
	1st	Sid	456
67	2nd	Don	389
##	3rd	Stathi	346
##	4th	Nick Ath	343
##	5th	Theo	341
##	6th	James	329
##	7th	Rico	308
##	8th	Mike	299
##	9th	Nick Ach	290

FFL Week 32

	FFL 2009/10 LEAGUE TABLE
Diff			Total Points
	1st	Sid	446
72	2nd	Don	374
##	3rd	Stathi	337
##	4th	Theo	331
##	5th	Nick Ath	325
##	6th	James	317
##	7th	Rico	304
##	8th	Mike	294
##	9th	Nick Ach	286

Pot. Kettle. Black.

Are these guys taking the p*ss or what?

Ferguson complaining that Bayern Munich players surrounded the referee and bullied him into making decisions in their favour? One name - Gary Neville. And we all know there are plenty others.

Benitez complaining that he hasn't had enough money to spend on his squad? If spending over £200m isn't enough then no wonder there's a financial crisis in football.

Have a little shame gents...

FFL Week 32

Firstly, sorry for yet another delay. Actually, fuck it, I'm not sorry at all. It's a pain in the arse.

Secondly, it's been an astonishing, record-breaking week. It's your year when a defender you took a punt on bags heaps of points and doesn't play when his team gets humped. It's your year when you make 2 substitutions and they both chip in with points immediately. It's you year when Frank Lampard scores 21 (twenty-one) points in a single gameweek. It's your year when you score 55 (fifty-five) points in said gameweek. Here's how he did it:

Reina 5
Clichy 2
Insua 3
Jagielka 6
Cuellar 0 (avoiding -6)
Lampard 21
SWP 0
Cahill 3
Valencia 0
Tevez 9
Carew 6

And the table:

	FFL 2009/10 LEAGUE TABLE
Diff			Total Points
	1st	Sid	426
82	2nd	Don	344
94	3rd	Stathi	332
##	4th	Theo	316
##	5th	Nick Ath	311
##	6th	James	298
##	7th	Mike	296
##	8th	Rico	285
##	9th	Nick Ach	268

Only 2 players within 100 points. The biggest whitewash in our short history.

Transfers:

Sid: Carew, Jagielka IN, Saha, Gallas OUT.
Stathi: Nani IN, Petrov OUT.

Your Chairman

FFL Week 30

For those of you still following this farce of a season, here's the table:

	FFL 2009/10 LEAGUE TABLE
Diff			Total Points
	1st	Sid	366
41	2nd	Don	325
45	3rd	Stathi	321
69	4th	Theo	297
80	5th	Nick Ath	286
90	6th	Mike	276
96	7th	Rico	270
99	8th	James	267
##	9th	Nick Ach	246

I bought Clint Dempsey for Pikey Hunt and Gary Neville for Wes Brown. Fuck knows why.

Your Chairman

FFL Week 29

As things stand:

	FFL 2009/10 LEAGUE TABLE
Diff			Total Points
	1st	Sid	361
56	2nd	Don	305
61	3rd	Stathi	300
79	4th	Theo	282
84	5th	Nick Ath	277
94	6th	Rico	267
99	7th	Mike	262
##	8th	James	255
##	9th	Nick Ach	240

One transfer to report: Mike buys Pavlychenko for Crouch. The battle of the siblings is really hotting up now.

Your Chairman

RE: Chrissy Waddle gives it to you straight...

Former England winger Chris Waddle has launched a savage attack on Theo Walcott.

According to Waddle, a pundit for BBC Radio Five Live for England's win over Egypt on Wednesday night, the Arsenal forward does not possess a football brain and hasn't developed his game since his 2006 transfer from Southampton to the Emirates.

"People keep saying he's young but Wayne Rooney understood the game at 16, 17," Waddle told The Times. "I've never seen any difference in Walcott since he was at Southampton and broke into the team at a very young age.

"I've never seen him develop. He just doesn't understand the game for me - where to be running, when to run inside a full back, when to just play a one-two. It's all off the cuff.

"I just don't think he's got a football brain and he's going to have problems. Let's be honest, good defenders would catch him offside every time. I just don't know whether he studies the game, learns the game, or what. He's at a great club where they play fantastic football week-in, week-out, and I'm just surprised he's never developed his game.

"I'm surprised Walcott was in the squad. He doesn't play a lot of football, he hasn't done anything. he hasn't done anything for a long time and I think Croatia was a one-off."


Here here Mr W, totally agree!!

FFL Week 28

If anyone's still interested - and, judging by the transfers this week, some of us still are - here is the table:

	FFL 2009/10 LEAGUE TABLE
Diff			Total Points
	1st	Sid	341
58	2nd	Don	283
61	3rd	Stathi	280
81	4th	Theo	260
81	5th	Nick Ath	260
88	6th	Mike	253
89	7th	Rico	252
##	8th	James	241
##	9th	Nick Ach	227

Transfers:

Stathi: Bosingwa out, Bale in.
Nick: Keane out, Bendtner in.

Donald tried to buy Hunt and Arteta. Both are gone. Try again pal.

Your Chairman

Italian Sports Presenter Laura Esposto

And we get Clare Balding!

FFL Week 27

The fight for 2nd place looks like this (midweeek points included):

			FFL 2009/10 LEAGUE TABLE
		Diff			Total Points
			1st	Sid	327
		49	2nd	Don	278
		54	3rd	Stathi	273
		81	4th	Theo	246
		87	5th	Nick Ath	240
		89	6th	Rico	238
		92	7th	Mike	235
		94	8th	James	233
		##	9th	Nick Ach	212

Rico finally woke up and made four substitutions. He bought Zamora (beating off my bid with Keane in the process), Diamanti, Ferreira and Adam Johnson for van Persie, Eduardo, Ashley Cole and Geovanni respectively.

Your Chairman

FFL Week 26

	FFL 2009/10 LEAGUE TABLE
Diff			Total Points
	1st	Sid	297
34	2nd	Stathi	263
56	3rd	Don	241
67	4th	Theo	230
69	5th	Nick Ath	228
75	6th	Rico	222
76	7th	James	221
83	8th	Mike	214
##	9th	Nick Ach	193

FFL Week 25

It's all over. Well done Sid. Here are the points after the midweek games:

	FFL 2009/10 LEAGUE TABLE
Diff			Total Points
	1st	Sid	283
28	2nd	Stathi	255
53	3rd	Don	230
56	4th	Theo	227
63	5th	Rico	220
69	6th	James	214
72	7th	Nick Ath	211
80	8th	Mike	203
96	9th	Nick Ach	187

All jokes aside, a monumental week for Sid - 26 points, with all five defenders keeping a clean sheet (a very rare defensive Grand Slam), a Lampard brace and 5 from Cahill. And all this without Tevez.

Your Chairman

FFL Week 24

	FFL 2009/10 LEAGUE TABLE
Diff			Total Points
	1st	Sid	257
11	2nd	Stathi	246
33	3rd	Theo	224
37	4th	Don	220
43	5th	Rico	214
46	6th	James	211
51	7th	Nick Ath	206
68	8th	Mike	189
78	9th	Nick Ach	179

1 Transfer to report: Stathi gets rid of Reid and buys Martin Petrov.

FFL Week 23

Right, the formatting on my spreadsheet has gone. I'd appreciate some help if anyone has any idea what is going on. Theo?

	1st	Sid	257
13	2nd	Stathi	244
40	3rd	Don	217
41	4th	Theo	216
43	5th	Rico	214
55	6th	James	202
60	7th	Nick Ath	197
85	8th	Nick Ach	172
87	9th	Mike	170

There was one transfer: I bought Pienaar for Dempsey, beating Stathi's offer of Reid by just £0.1k. Note that the points above include the midweek games.

Your Chairman.

FFL Week 22

	FFL 2009/10 LEAGUE TABLE
Diff			Total Points
	1st	Stathi	237
1	2nd	Sid	236
31	3rd	Don	206
34	4th	Rico	203
41	5th	Theo	196
48	6th	James	189
50	7th	Nick Ath	187
86	8th	Mike	151
90	9th	Nick Ach	147

Interview with Emanuel Adebayor

This interview with MANCHESTER CITY striker Adebayor was recorded 12 January 2010 following the shooting incident on the Togo team bus. Special prize for the first person to spot the obvious mistake.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnBCfeySXN8

Slut.................

Cheryl Cole proud to lose virginity at 15

If football isn't up shit creak then Portsmouth definitely are....

John Utaka on £80,000 per week????

GUARDIAN ARTICLE

Death of football comes ever closer......................

I know, I know I'm a doomlord but I can't help but feel that football is coming to the end when you hear that a has-been Premier League footballer who was past it four years ago and has looked utter dogshit when playing against another Prem side in Europe is going to be paid £10million for 18 months.

Step forward Patrick Vieira.














"Hey Samuel, guess what? city are going to pay me 130k a week...........ha, ha, ha"

Surely the luckiest footballer in the world at this moment in time? (until Mansour opens his cheque book again)

Mourinho doesn't rate him at Inter - he can't get a game - so manchester wannabe sign him.

However, this signing says two things to me:

1) Mancini knows him better - is this an astute bit of business by the new boss - city to be the next force in English, European and World football

or

2) It just shows Mancini's naivety. Clueless twat.................

Time will tell

FFL Week 21 (post FA-Cup)

And here's the table after the FA Cup points have been added. Donald and Theo did well, while Sid managed to narrow the gap to the top even further. The game is back on.

	FFL 2009/10 LEAGUE TABLE
Diff			Total Points
	1st	Stathi	237
10	2nd	Sid	227
31	3rd	Don	206
37	4th	Rico	200
41	5th	Theo	196
47	6th	James	190
55	7th	Nick Ath	182
91	8th	Nick Ach	146
92	9th	Mike	145

Your Chairman