FFL Week 11

In the topsy turvy world of FFL, the ‘bumper week’ is the real world equivalent of the match winning hat-trick, after coming from behind and scoring the last goal with the last kick of the game.

A bumper week is rare but when it comes it brings unbridled joy. Indeed the excitement it generates can induce orgasmic levels of happiness and so yours truly was able to ‘whip it out’ this weekend after securing the season’s top scoring week with a whopping 32 points and a worthy recipient of this week’s Jamie ‘yet another goal’ Vardy award for manager of the week.

That score catapulted Chairman P to within 10 points of James into second place.

By contrast Nick PC wins this week’s Louis Van ‘score you fucking fat scouse granny shagging lazy cunt’ Gaal award for bottom scoring with his second negative score of the season with -1. This leaves him just a point from bottom spot.

Table:

Diff			Total Points	Defence	Midfield	Attack
	1st	James	133	37	54	42
10	2nd	Mike	123	37	49	37
22	3rd	Stathis	111	39	37	35
30	4th	Sid	103	36	52	17
32	5th	Theo	101	55	36	10
35	6th	Nick Ath	98	33	35	30
51	7th	Harry	82	20	30	32
64	8th	Nick Ach	69	12	42	15
65	9th	Don	68	2	30	36

Transfers:

Theo

Rooney OUT Ighalo IN

Mike

Oxlade-Chamberlain OUT Deulofeu IN

McNick

Lens OUT Lamela IN

And so to next week. 

Your (still buzzing) Chairman

FFL Week 10

In a strange Premier League season where quality has been thin on the ground, no team has stood out. This is mirrored in the 21^st edition of the DWC where the top six are covered by a mere 27 points.

James retains his lead but there is no real favourite this season with any combination of real world scores likely to shoot any team up the table such is the inconsistency in scoring this season.

Swapping his low score award last week to take this week's Harry “I’m back motherfuckers” Kane award for top score is reigning champion Harry C with 19 points.

Meanwhile the Jose “just give me my payoff I don’t give a shit anymore” Mourinho award for lowest score this week goes to both Sid and Theo for something Jose would love at the moment…..three points!

Table:

Diff			Total Points	Defence	Midfield	Attack
	1st	James	118	34	50	34
11	2nd	Stathis	107	40	35	32
21	3rd	Sid	97	31	50	17
23	4th	Theo	95	49	36	10
24	5th	Nick Ath	94	31	33	30
27	6th	Mike	91	24	37	30
40	7th	Harry	78	16	30	32
48	8th	Nick Ach	70	13	42	15
53	9th	Don	65	4	28	33

No transfers this week.

Your

Chairman

FFL Week 9

A monumental week for James sees him top score with a whopping 27 points thanks largely to four goal Wijnaldum to earn him the Arsene “told you we can beat the best teams in Europe” Wenger award for team of the week.

 

It was in fact a bumper scoring week for most as plenty of defenders earned their managers 3 or more points.

 

In all, last week saw managers accrue a cumulative 131 points!

 

The Jurgen “fucking ‘ell what have I let myself in for” Klopp award goes to Harry for the lowest score of the week with a rather pitiful 5 points.

 

Table:

 

Diff			Total Points	Defence	Midfield	Attack
	1st	James	110	31	48	31
12	2nd	Stathis	98	36	33	29
16	3rd	Sid	94	29	48	17
18	4th	Theo	92	46	36	10
23	5th	Nick Ath	87	27	30	30
32	6th	Mike	78	16	35	27
46	7th	Nick Ach	64	10	39	15
51	8th	Harry	59	11	25	23
52	9th	Don	58	0	28	30

 

Transfers:

 

Nick PC:

Diouf OUT Bony IN